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azurá: i can't be happy. there's no "i" in happyness.

diamond:

diamond: there is if you spell it right.

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gabby: let’s slow dance-

azurá: *does the macarena at 1/4 speed*

gabby: no, i mean slow dance like this-

gabby: *does the wap dance at 1/4 speed*

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gabby, in song: mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now he's dead

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gabby: do blind people see their dreams?

azurá: do deaf people hear their thoughts?

diamond: do you two ever shut the fuck up?

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gabby: sometimes i don’t realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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ruthy: because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

gabby: if i die, im gonna be buried in battle armor. good luck, bitch

ruthy: ...if?

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cheyenne: they say you attract what you fear

stef: ahhh tiddies ahh so scary please help

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[halftime vs connecticut]

sloot: okay, we’ll figure this out. let’s go over our options.

stef: options? we’ve got two.

stef: we’re screwed and we’re more screwed.

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diamond: can you pass me the salt?

azurá: huh? the what?

diamond: the salt

azurá: HUH?

diamond: [long suffering sigh]

diamond: the ocean cocaine?

azurá: yeah sure

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gabby: [screams]

azurá: [screams louder to establish dominance]

cheyenne: should we … stop them?

kah: no, i want to see who wins.

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stef: was i really that drunk?

cheyenne: someone called the police because you were so loud and when the officer asked you for your name, you motioned to your face and said, "google it, bitch."

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gabby: hey ruthy, how do you ask a glass of water how it's doing?

ruthy: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding english.

gabby:

gabby: ... water you doing

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gabby: we can't go in there - it says "18+" and there's only two of us.

kah: you're so fucking stupid, gabby.

kah: we'll just invite more people.

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cheyenne: i am the victim of a hate crime

kah: gabby talking is not a hate crime

cheyenne: but i hate it

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ruthy: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

ruthy: *aggressively throws water bottle*

cheyenne: huh?

kah: she’s trying to yell mental health and well being into us

syd: *crying* it’s working

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stef: i was going to call 911 but i didn’t know their number

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sloot: you love me right?

quigs: yeah.

sloot: well, what if i did something really bad? i mean like really bad.

quigs: what did you do?

sloot: are you SURE you'd still love me though?

quigs: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.