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Emilia, to Ámbar and Simón: And you had sex how many times? Hmm. Yeah, that's not technically a friendship.

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Ámbar: I'm stone cold. Unbreakable. A true Ice Princess.

Simón: *Smiles*

Ámbar: I'm a mess. Someone help.

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Ámbar: Alright, well I'm gonna go now.

Jazmín: I'm sorry, was I not just in the middle of a story?

Ámbar: Yeah, but I wasn't really that interested in it.

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Ramiro, Benicio, and Emilia: [ singing happy birthday to Ámbar ]

Ámbar: It was a bit pitchy but I'll let it slide.

Emilia: And you're a bit bitchy but we don't say it out loud.

Ámbar: Fair enough.

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Luna: How dumb does Ámbar think we are?

Simón: Sometimes she leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Simón: Fortunately for you, I don't offend so easily.

Matteo: Let me try a little harder.

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Ámbar: I'm sorry.

Luna: You don't have to stay that.

Ámbar: Yes, I do. Simón is making me.

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Luna: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Simón: Well Ámbar and I- 

Ámbar: *Elbows Simón*

Simón: -Wouldn't know.

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Matteo: What goes up but never comes down?

Luna: Um...

Ámbar, not looking up from her phone: The amount of stress you bring to this group.

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Ámbar: So, I got yelled at today.

Ramiro: Why?

Ámbar: Julianna told me I needed to leave my problems at the door.

Ámbar: So I asked her to go stand outside.

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Ámbar: Somewhere, someone out there is thinking about you and the tremendous impact you've made on their life.

Benicio: *blushes*

Ámbar: Not me. I think you're an idiot.

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Matteo: See, the key to getting the girl is to play hard to get.

Simón: Why are you playing hard to get when you're already hard to want.

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Luna: You know what the question I get asked the most is?

Ámbar: "Will you please leave the premises?"

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Nina: Has anyone ever told you to just keep your mouth shut?

Jazmin: Everyone, all the time

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Luna: *comes out of fitting room*

Ámbar: That shirt is horrible on you. Never buy it.

Luna: This is the shirt I came in with.

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Yam: Hey, I'm lesbian

Ramiro: *laughs* I thought you were american

Yam: I'm not even americ- what?

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Ámbar: If you would kindly just fuck off that would be great, thank you.

Nina, to Luna: She asked nicely, maybe we should just consider it.