Emilia, to Ámbar and Simón: And you had sex how many times? Hmm. Yeah, that's not technically a friendship.

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Emilia, to Ámbar and Simón: And you had sex how many times? Hmm. Yeah, that's not technically a friendship.
Ámbar: I'm stone cold. Unbreakable. A true Ice Princess.
Simón: *Smiles*
Ámbar: I'm a mess. Someone help.
Ámbar: Alright, well I'm gonna go now.
Jazmín: I'm sorry, was I not just in the middle of a story?
Ámbar: Yeah, but I wasn't really that interested in it.
Ramiro, Benicio, and Emilia: [ singing happy birthday to Ámbar ]
Ámbar: It was a bit pitchy but I'll let it slide.
Emilia: And you're a bit bitchy but we don't say it out loud.
Ámbar: Fair enough.
Luna: How dumb does Ámbar think we are?
Simón: Sometimes she leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
Simón: Fortunately for you, I don't offend so easily.
Matteo: Let me try a little harder.
Ámbar: I'm sorry.
Luna: You don't have to stay that.
Ámbar: Yes, I do. Simón is making me.
Luna: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Simón: Well Ámbar and I-
Ámbar: *Elbows Simón*
Simón: -Wouldn't know.
Matteo: What goes up but never comes down?
Luna: Um...
Ámbar, not looking up from her phone: The amount of stress you bring to this group.
Ámbar: So, I got yelled at today.
Ramiro: Why?
Ámbar: Julianna told me I needed to leave my problems at the door.
Ámbar: So I asked her to go stand outside.
Ámbar: Somewhere, someone out there is thinking about you and the tremendous impact you've made on their life.
Benicio: *blushes*
Ámbar: Not me. I think you're an idiot.
Matteo: See, the key to getting the girl is to play hard to get.
Simón: Why are you playing hard to get when you're already hard to want.
Luna: You know what the question I get asked the most is?
Ámbar: "Will you please leave the premises?"
Nina: Has anyone ever told you to just keep your mouth shut?
Jazmin: Everyone, all the time
Luna: *comes out of fitting room*
Ámbar: That shirt is horrible on you. Never buy it.
Luna: This is the shirt I came in with.
Yam: Hey, I'm lesbian
Ramiro: *laughs* I thought you were american
Yam: I'm not even americ- what?
Ámbar: If you would kindly just fuck off that would be great, thank you.
Nina, to Luna: She asked nicely, maybe we should just consider it.