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HitTheTarget: Thoughts on Stampy?

Veeva: Stampy has thots?

Rama: Crawling all over him like weevils.

Heinous: I think he calls them his helpers.

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #veeva dash #hitthetarget #wonder quest #rama wq #heinous wq #posted out of queue because it is very important

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #stampy cat #hit the target #polly reindeer #william beaver #I LIVE!!!

Veeva: "Kill them with kindness"?

Veeva: WRONG!

Veeva: Instant Damage II

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HitTheTarget: I miss my wife, wandering trader. I miss her a lot.

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #stampys lovely world #HitTheTarget #stampy spoilers #lovely world finale #this is all im posting on the subject. as far as im concerned theyre still together

HitTheTarget: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

#stampy's lovely world #incorrect stampy #hitthetarget

William: You make me so angry so quickly. It’s remarkable.

Veeva: I literally only said 6 words.

William: Yet here I am, boiling with hate.

#william beaver #Veeva Dash #stampy's lovely world #incorrect stampy

Veeva: His cunty behavior and odd eyes have captivated me

#stampy's lovely world #incorrect stampy #Veeva Dash

William: You’re gullible.

Fizzy: I am not gullible. I am easily tricked - which someone told me is different.

William: …

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #william beaver #fizzy elephant

Fizzy: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!

William: That doesn't exist.

Fizzy: Not with that attitude.

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #fizzy elephant #william beaver

William: Can we talk? One ten to another?

Veeva: I'm an eleven but continue.

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #veeva dash #william beaver

Stampy: HitTheTarget is forbidden from monologuing.

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #stampy cat #hitthetarget

Veeva: *makes HitTheTarget a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

HitTheTarget: *sips tea*

Veeva:

HitTheTarget: *finishes tea*

Veeva: Didn't it taste bad?

HitTheTarget: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Veeva, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Stampy: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

HitTheTarget: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Stampy: Oh...

HitTheTarget: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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HitTheTarget: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Stampy: You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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Veeva: He asked for no pickles.

HitTheTarget, in the background: [sadly holding a cheeseburger that has pickles]

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #veeva dash #hitthetarget

Stampy: Fizzy, I need you to swear-

Fizzy: Fuck!

Stampy:

Stampy: Fizzy, I need you to promise,

#incorrect stampy #stampy's lovely world #stampy cat #fizzy elephant

HitTheTarget: The secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need.

HitTheTarget: The second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling.

HitTheTarget: The third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer.

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