i have an unhealthy obsession with neil watts

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@incorrecttothemoonquotes
i have an unhealthy obsession with neil watts
casually remakes all my old posts with the shitpost editor AU playbook
so impostor factory huh
my science experiments are soo ethical. u can trust me bc i wear glasses btw
Neil: If loving you is cringe... I don’t wanna be based.
Eva: Can we please just have a normal conversation?
Neil: You’re my best friend, Eva. Last year, we shared a toothbrush.
Eva: I was not aware of that.
Neil: We did.
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Neil: Yes, sharks can outswim you. But you can outrun sharks. So far in a triathlon you’re square. It all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist.
Neil: I have a science headcanon!
Eva: Can’t you just say ‘hypothesis’ like a normal person?
Neil: ... So my science headcanon is-
Neil: Doc, I typed Johnny’s symptoms into Google and it says he could have... ‘Network Connectivity Problems.’
Rob: So, what do you have planned for the future?
Roxie: Lunch.
Rob: No- like, long-term.
Roxie: Oh, um, dinner?
Neil: Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Rob The Good Time Ruiner.
Neil: You call it ‘really bad at darts’. I call it ‘freestyle acupuncture’.
back at it
Eva: When I first met Neil I didn’t like him, but now he’s kind of grown on me.
Eva: Like a rash.
Eva: Neil, I need you to swear-
Neil: -Fuck.
Eva: I meant, like, promise...