Everything's Pretty Chill

An incorrect quotes blog for all things related to Kan Gao's To the Moon series.

[lyypeachu]

i have an unhealthy obsession with neil watts

[nitw]

[incorrecttothemoonquotes]

casually remakes all my old posts with the shitpost editor AU playbook

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so impostor factory huh

[bloodenjoyer]

my science experiments are soo ethical. u can trust me bc i wear glasses btw

[incorrecttothemoonquotes]

Neil: If loving you is cringe... I don’t wanna be based.

Eva: Can we please just have a normal conversation?

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Neil: You’re my best friend, Eva. Last year, we shared a toothbrush.

Eva: I was not aware of that.

Neil: We did.

[arsquare]

Based on this post by @incorrecttothemoonquotes

[incorrecttothemoonquotes]

Neil: Yes, sharks can outswim you. But you can outrun sharks. So far in a triathlon you’re square. It all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist.

[incorrecttothemoonquotes]

Neil: I have a science headcanon!

Eva: Can’t you just say ‘hypothesis’ like a normal person?

Neil: ... So my science headcanon is-

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Neil: Doc, I typed Johnny’s symptoms into Google and it says he could have... ‘Network Connectivity Problems.’

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Rob: So, what do you have planned for the future?

Roxie: Lunch.

Rob: No- like, long-term.

Roxie: Oh, um, dinner?

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Neil: Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Rob The Good Time Ruiner.

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Neil: You call it ‘really bad at darts’. I call it ‘freestyle acupuncture’.

[taffybuns]

back at it

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Eva: When I first met Neil I didn’t like him, but now he’s kind of grown on me.

Eva: Like a rash.

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Eva: Neil, I need you to swear-

Neil: -Fuck.

Eva: I meant, like, promise...