Mar 15, 2025
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all the cool girls are lesbians
Bruce: Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which one of them said, "Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.
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Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Bucky: Fuck's sake.
Bucky:
Bucky: Wait, did you say three?
Police: Yes, three.
Ava: Oh my god.
Yelena: BOB FUCKING FELL OFF -
Steve: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with another guy. Last night I lost my boyfriend at a party and found him alone in a room eating buffalo chicken dip straight from the crockpot. That’s called upgrading
