#source: twitter

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[forsapphics]

all the cool girls are lesbians

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Told my kids I couldn't find the hot cocoa powder to which one of them said, "Maybe someone took it and hid it behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory.

[foolilazuli]

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[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Bucky: Fuck's sake.

Bucky:

Bucky: Wait, did you say three?

Police: Yes, three.

Ava: Oh my god.

Yelena: BOB FUCKING FELL OFF -

[nancywheelesbian]

Steve: Once I lost my ex at a party and found him hooking up with another guy. Last night I lost my boyfriend at a party and found him alone in a room eating buffalo chicken dip straight from the crockpot. That’s called upgrading

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

[cursivewind]