Incorrect Villains Code Quoted

A compilation of incorrect villains code. Keep at the appropriate level of the books. Fuck it lets go!!!!

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Wade: Hey Ivan, why are all your vaccines on the same date? Ivan: it was a bad day Wade: isn't that the day you got brought into Rookstone? Ivan: It was a bad day

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(In Rookstone) Fornax: Lodestar what the fuck are they injecting me with? Lodestar: Tetanus shot Fornax: What??

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Fornax: I can bite. I have bitten before. I will bite again Lodestar: Fornax, you aren't helping. This dentist is here to help you. Rookstone Dentist (suspiciously high pitched): Do your teeth hurt anywhere sir?

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Pseudonym: what are you cooking?

Balaam: for the last time Im brewing a potion

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Ivan: When I decide you're my daughter its all over bitches. (I'm formally adopting you)

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Xelas: Sorry about the late fic update, I was in jail then wound up fighting for life against a sentient black hole. Anyay things are chilling now and maybe forming a secret society lmao

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Ivan , on the phone: What’s up, Tori?

Tori: I’m sitting in a pool of blood.

Ivan: …Um, is it YOUR blood?

Tori: I think so.

Ivan: Do you know where the blood’s coming from?

Tori: Probably the stab wound.

Ivan: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?!

Tori: Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Ivan: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Wade: Awww, no, you haven't!

Ivan: So why do you keep trying to cook?