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the wholesome squad (and co.), but incorrectly

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emca: what's a good word for when you're angry and sad at the same time?

sofi: disgruntled, malcontented-

lucka: smad

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obr, looking at map: it's a barren, featureless desert out there.

ivca: that's the back of the map.

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lucka, singing: can you paint with all the colors of the wind-

petr: no you can't it is physically impossible to paint with the wind of for the wind to have colors since you cannot see the wind.

lucka: ITS A METAPHOR, PETR

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emca: the crabs are wronging me and i will make sure that they are wronged in return!!

lucka, not paying attention: sure thing kiddo

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lucka: having siblings is weird because one minute you want to strangle them with their own intestines, and then later you're singing dramatic duets together.

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lucka: hey, can i have this?

emca: no.

lucka, turning to the right: hey, can i have this?

ivca: absolutely.

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sofi: petr still won't come out of his office.

lucka: just tell him i said something.

sofi: like what?

lucka: anything factually incorrect.

petr, a few minutes later: DID YOU SAY THE SUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

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lucka: truth or dare?

emca: truth.

ivca: how many hours have you slept this week?

emca: dare.

sofi: go to sleep.

emca: i don't like this game.

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emca: i love bees they're very important for the ecosystem and they're cute and make honey!

a bee: *buzz*

emca, shaking and crying: oh my god please don't hurt me

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lucka, sofi & emca: *staring out the window*

ivca: what are you doing?

lucka: the tv broke so we're watching a couple break up across the street.