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@incorrectwizardessheart
I kept laughing and my mom came in my room and asked me what was so funny. So I showed her the 'I'll think as gay as I want, Yukiya ' post, and she honestly shook her head and left without replying...
Well, I'm glad I could make you laugh that much! Hopefully your mum never brings it up again and makes things awkward
@incorrectwizardessheart offers yet again a splendid drawing idea.
Who is a cute possessive, soul eating chrimera wolf demon? Mr. Wolf is! Based on @incorrectwizardessheart‘s post
Aaaaahh this is one of my favourite quotes on this blog, thank you so much for drawing this! It looks really good, I like the floating purple things around Wolfy
Randy: Why would anyone ever eat anything besides sweets?
Klaus: People are idiots, Randy.
Amelia: Truth is, I only know one truly platonic relationship.
MC: You and me.
Amelia: Don't make me laugh, MC. You want to hit this so hard.
MC: I'll do whoever it takes to stay at this school!
Amelia: You mean whatever it takes.
MC: That too.
Klaus: *mockingly* Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?
MC: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and... oh...
Klaus: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I'll stop acting like an asshole.
Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years of prison.
Luca's lawyer: Your honour, my client respectfully requests one more year to be added to his sentence.
Luca: You like bad boys, huh?
MC: Yeah.
Luca: *to Elias* Tell her.
Elias: He's literally just the worst.
Luca: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Yukiya?
Yukiya: No.
Elias: I do.
Luca: I know, Elias.
Elias: I'm sad.
Luca: I know, Elias.
Elias: Fist me.
Luca: I- what the fuck
Elias: *holds his fist out for a fist bump*
Luca: Right. That's what you- right okay god Jesus fucking chr-
Elias: "What the fuck?"
Mr. Goldstein: "We do not use that kind of motherfucking language in this god damn household."
Elias: "I wonder who I got it from
Schuyler: "Clean your room!"
Luca: "Okay."
Schuyler: "Don't talk back to me!"
Luca: "..."
Schuyler: "Now you ain't got nothing to say to me?"
Luca: "....What?"
Headmaster Randolph: "MC, your turn to read."
MC: "...What page we on?"
Elias: "Bitch, that's not even the book we're reading! What is wrong with you?"
Luca: *walks into class*
Elias: "Ah, fuck! I thought I was gonna have a happy day at school then you walked in!"
Yukiya: "What did he do?"
Elias: "Bitch exist."
Yukiya: *to Luca* "Why would you do that?"
Yukiya: "What happened when I was gone?"
Luca: "Boy! MC had three kids, right?"
Yukiya: "How? I was gone...I was gone for a day!"
Luca: "...She be fucking."
Amelia: "Tell me, why do you still look for a girlfriend?"
Randy: "Because I can jerk off my dick but I can't jerk off my heart."
