Larian - So we have this slutty white haired man...

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Larian - So we have this slutty white haired man...
*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*
once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go “oh” (a little like a moan) and i got terrified i’d interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember you’re never alone in the woods
imagine walking your dog in the woods and seeing an obvious Regency-era ghost notice you and bolt out of sight, visibly shaken
I’m CRYING this is hilarious
Why is it always them?
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
You're telling me a ginger bred this man?
The bimbofication of Willy Wonka
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Help I forgot how many legs deers are supposed to have
god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny
the tea company founded by a cult is posting furry thirst-trap art on instagram
wish I was making this up. I really do
A repost of a repost but I had to see this so you do too.
this anime’s refusal to engage with the technicalities of its own premise is SO inspiring. we don’t have time to focus on whatever plot hole physics we used to get here, we have an undead pop band to run
you. awe. vawid.
LIFE IS STRANGE 2
Game: Yeah um… heres Cassidy and Finn. Pick one for Sean to be romantically involved with if you want.
Me: Finn
Game: R u sure he’s kind of… well you know. A druggie, has his family in prison, obvs causing tension between Sean and Daniel by acting like Daniels big brother…did u see him throwing knives with Daniel? KNivEs.
Me: FiNn
Game: WEll… heres Cassidy playing the guitar. She’s cool right? You can pick her.
Me: FiNN
Game: Look, you should probz know if you want to kiss Finn you’ve got to agree to exploit your brothers power and rob the vault. Finn could just be being selfish. Your call though.
Me: FINN
Game: But… HERES CASSIDY NAKEY.
Me: F I N N
Game: FINN MIGHT GET SHOT
Me, screaming: I CHOSE FUCKING FINN.