Nobody's Favorite

The ablution has been made, but not yet the offering.

[indulgencevendingmachine]

Won’t be here anymore. My FB is /dvcktales. Bye. 

[indulgencevendingmachine]

[wtf-fun-factss]

Car Dealers - WTF fun facts

[jaehaerys1]

[vhspositive]

[journalgen]

Journal d'astro-géologie, de macroéconomique et de non-homéopathie

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

Pair of greaves, Germany 1525–1575[3027x4000]

[indulgencevendingmachine]

I think I see a problem 

[indulgencevendingmachine]

[comment-tube]

[lpbestiary]

The Fiskerton Phantom is a cryptid sighted near the village of Fiskerton, Lincolnshire in 1997. It has been described as a cross between a panther and a bear.

Four young girls saw the creature at a caravan park next to the Tyrwhitt Arms in Short Ferry, a hamlet near Fiskerton. Strange paw prints were found near the area, and soon, other reports emerged, with a motorist claiming to have also seen the Phantom.

Image source.

Monster master list.

Suggest a spook.

[bladerunnerfanatic]

This amazing poster was done by Spencer Nash.

[indulgencevendingmachine]

Yes, I listen to Tumblr user pissvortex when it comes to the horrors of capitalism and to Tumblr user cocksmasher69 on matters relating to gender issues. 

[gaypussyretard]

[radiomaxwell]

so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering

[prideofyunmeng]

Parent: why do you never come to me for help

(two days later)

Me: I need help with something

Parent: CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY WHY CAN’T YOU DO ANYTHING BY YOURSELF GOD YOU’RE SO-

Me: never mind

[silvernis]

And don’t forget the You Can Tell Me Anything (Except Things I Don’t Want to Hear)™.

[bolaires-mask]

Bonus round of You Can Tell Me Anything (But If I Don’t Like It You’re In Big Trouble Even If You’re Asking For Help)

[trauma-suggestion]

I’m Always Here For You! (Until You Upset Me In Any Way)™.

[fish-food-s]

I’m lucky to have such a well behaved kid! (Until you make one tiny slip up and I yell at you for being dysfunctional)™

[silver-tongues-blog]

i’ll help you if you ask (unless its something that i consider easy in which case i’ll make you feel bad and think youre a dumbass for not knowing it even though its something i never taught you)

[awesomehoggirl]

come to me if you ever want to talk about relationships/crushes (as long as they’re straight)

[roanoaks]

Please trust me more and open up (but when I get mad I’ll use everything you’ve told me against you in order to guilt and shame you for being alive)

[dexterlovescoffee]

Wow I can’t believe I have been wronged my entire life by almost ALL of these

[mikes-on-prometheus]

Hey be careful with how you talk about people, it might hurt their feelings (but that doesn’t count for me, i can talk shit about you all i want)

[indulgencevendingmachine]

You’re an adult, you should know how to do [thing I should’ve taught you how to do ten years ago but never did] by now. 

[met-photos]

Portail de la Calende, Rouen Cathédral by Edmond Bacot, The Met’s Photos

Harris Brisbane Dick Fund, 1995 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Salted paper print from glass negative

http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/282158

[indulgencevendingmachine]

I’m AFK in spirit 

[danskjavlarna]

Wow – man is here defined as “a being said to be the highest work of God—and who admits it.”  From The Roycroft Dictionary Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy Days by Elbert Hubbard, 1914.

The imagery that Tumblr bizarrely deemed insensitive to community standards: Weblog ◆ Books ◆ Videos ◆ Music ◆ Etsy

[clawmarks]

Lithographs by B. Hummel - via Wellcome