We are the cult

Just some guys, you know?

[ineptcultleader]

New rule just dropped! @ineptcultmembers @belindafromthecult @inepttechsupportakabrian

From now on, the maximum amount of pets you may give any individual dog is 2. Our flesh is too weak to handle anything more. Stay holy, stay out of hell, limit puppy scritches to 2.

Do you see this puppy? It has pet itself too many times and is now out of the cult. Shun the pup! 😖

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Max here. I accidentally fed the pup because it looked hungry. I didn't know we were shunning it. 😞 I may have also pet it more than 2 times because I didn't see this post until now. ☹️

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Dave here. I also accidentally fed and played with the puppy. Please don't shun me. ☹️

[belindafromthecult]

Oops! I fed and cuddled the puppy today too! 😬 Sorry Herbert! 😢

[ineptcultleader]

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Susie here. I fed and pet the puppy too. My husband, Brian, carried the puppy around while I was vacuuming to keep it from getting scared. Please don't shun us! We're so sorry Herbert! 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Melinda here. I DID NOT pet the puppy because I'm a GOOD cultist, unlike some other people. 😌

[belindafromthecult]

Melinda, the only reason you didn't pet the puppy is because YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO DOGS. 🙄 You're wearing shoes right now! I can see them. Good cultist lol please. 🙄

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here. The puppy was sleepy so I put it in your bed, Herbert. Sorry! 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Belinda mind your own business! 😠

[belindafromthecult]

Who said that?! 😠

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Vicky here. Belinda darling that was Melinda. Just leave her be. You know how hysterical she gets these days. We all know you're just trying to help. ❤️

By the way, I have been petting the puppy while it sleeps. Please don't shun me. I will cry. 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Quentin here. Please don't shun Vicky. She makes the best cookies. 😋

And I fed the puppy too. 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

New rule just dropped! @ineptcultmembers @belindafromthecult @inepttechsupportakabrian

From now on, the maximum amount of pets you may give any individual dog is 2. Our flesh is too weak to handle anything more. Stay holy, stay out of hell, limit puppy scritches to 2.

Do you see this puppy? It has pet itself too many times and is now out of the cult. Shun the pup! 😖

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Max here. I accidentally fed the pup because it looked hungry. I didn't know we were shunning it. 😞 I may have also pet it more than 2 times because I didn't see this post until now. ☹️

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Dave here. I also accidentally fed and played with the puppy. Please don't shun me. ☹️

[belindafromthecult]

Oops! I fed and cuddled the puppy today too! 😬 Sorry Herbert! 😢

[ineptcultleader]

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Susie here. I fed and pet the puppy too. My husband, Brian, carried the puppy around while I was vacuuming to keep it from getting scared. Please don't shun us! We're so sorry Herbert! 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Melinda here. I DID NOT pet the puppy because I'm a GOOD cultist, unlike some other people. 😌

[belindafromthecult]

Melinda, the only reason you didn't pet the puppy is because YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO DOGS. 🙄 You're wearing shoes right now! I can see them. Good cultist lol please. 🙄

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here. The puppy was sleepy so I put it in your bed, Herbert. Sorry! 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Belinda mind your own business! 😠

[belindafromthecult]

Who said that?! 😠

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Vicky here. Belinda darling that was Melinda. Just leave her be. You know how hysterical she gets these days. We all know you're just trying to help. ❤️

By the way, I have been petting the puppy while it sleeps. Please don't shun me. I will cry. 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

New rule just dropped! @ineptcultmembers @belindafromthecult @inepttechsupportakabrian

From now on, the maximum amount of pets you may give any individual dog is 2. Our flesh is too weak to handle anything more. Stay holy, stay out of hell, limit puppy scritches to 2.

Do you see this puppy? It has pet itself too many times and is now out of the cult. Shun the pup! 😖

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Max here. I accidentally fed the pup because it looked hungry. I didn't know we were shunning it. 😞 I may have also pet it more than 2 times because I didn't see this post until now. ☹️

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Dave here. I also accidentally fed and played with the puppy. Please don't shun me. ☹️

[belindafromthecult]

Oops! I fed and cuddled the puppy today too! 😬 Sorry Herbert! 😢

[ineptcultleader]

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Susie here. I fed and pet the puppy too. My husband, Brian, carried the puppy around while I was vacuuming to keep it from getting scared. Please don't shun us! We're so sorry Herbert! 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Melinda here. I DID NOT pet the puppy because I'm a GOOD cultist, unlike some other people. 😌

[belindafromthecult]

Melinda, the only reason you didn't pet the puppy is because YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO DOGS. 🙄 You're wearing shoes right now! I can see them. Good cultist lol please. 🙄

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here. The puppy was sleepy so I put it in your bed, Herbert. Sorry! 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Belinda mind your own business! 😠

[ineptcultleader]

New rule just dropped! @ineptcultmembers @belindafromthecult @inepttechsupportakabrian

From now on, the maximum amount of pets you may give any individual dog is 2. Our flesh is too weak to handle anything more. Stay holy, stay out of hell, limit puppy scritches to 2.

Do you see this puppy? It has pet itself too many times and is now out of the cult. Shun the pup! 😖

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Max here. I accidentally fed the pup because it looked hungry. I didn't know we were shunning it. 😞 I may have also pet it more than 2 times because I didn't see this post until now. ☹️

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Dave here. I also accidentally fed and played with the puppy. Please don't shun me. ☹️

[belindafromthecult]

Oops! I fed and cuddled the puppy today too! 😬 Sorry Herbert! 😢

[ineptcultleader]

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Susie here. I fed and pet the puppy too. My husband, Brian, carried the puppy around while I was vacuuming to keep it from getting scared. Please don't shun us! We're so sorry Herbert! 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Melinda here. I DID NOT pet the puppy because I'm a GOOD cultist, unlike some other people. 😌

[belindafromthecult]

Melinda, the only reason you didn't pet the puppy is because YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO DOGS. 🙄 You're wearing shoes right now! I can see them. Good cultist lol please. 🙄

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here. The puppy was sleepy so I put it in your bed, Herbert. Sorry! 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

New rule just dropped! @ineptcultmembers @belindafromthecult @inepttechsupportakabrian

From now on, the maximum amount of pets you may give any individual dog is 2. Our flesh is too weak to handle anything more. Stay holy, stay out of hell, limit puppy scritches to 2.

Do you see this puppy? It has pet itself too many times and is now out of the cult. Shun the pup! 😖

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Max here. I accidentally fed the pup because it looked hungry. I didn't know we were shunning it. 😞 I may have also pet it more than 2 times because I didn't see this post until now. ☹️

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Dave here. I also accidentally fed and played with the puppy. Please don't shun me. ☹️

[belindafromthecult]

Oops! I fed and cuddled the puppy today too! 😬 Sorry Herbert! 😢

[ineptcultleader]

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Susie here. I fed and pet the puppy too. My husband, Brian, carried the puppy around while I was vacuuming to keep it from getting scared. Please don't shun us! We're so sorry Herbert! 🥺

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Melinda here. I DID NOT pet the puppy because I'm a GOOD cultist, unlike some other people. 😌

[ineptcultleader]

New rule just dropped! @ineptcultmembers @belindafromthecult @inepttechsupportakabrian

From now on, the maximum amount of pets you may give any individual dog is 2. Our flesh is too weak to handle anything more. Stay holy, stay out of hell, limit puppy scritches to 2.

Do you see this puppy? It has pet itself too many times and is now out of the cult. Shun the pup! 😖

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Max here. I accidentally fed the pup because it looked hungry. I didn't know we were shunning it. 😞 I may have also pet it more than 2 times because I didn't see this post until now. ☹️

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Dave here. I also accidentally fed and played with the puppy. Please don't shun me. ☹️

[belindafromthecult]

Oops! I fed and cuddled the puppy today too! 😬 Sorry Herbert! 😢

[ineptcultleader]

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Susie here. I fed and pet the puppy too. My husband, Brian, carried the puppy around while I was vacuuming to keep it from getting scared. Please don't shun us! We're so sorry Herbert! 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

New rule just dropped! @ineptcultmembers @belindafromthecult @inepttechsupportakabrian

From now on, the maximum amount of pets you may give any individual dog is 2. Our flesh is too weak to handle anything more. Stay holy, stay out of hell, limit puppy scritches to 2.

Do you see this puppy? It has pet itself too many times and is now out of the cult. Shun the pup! 😖

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Max here. I accidentally fed the pup because it looked hungry. I didn't know we were shunning it. 😞 I may have also pet it more than 2 times because I didn't see this post until now. ☹️

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Dave here. I also accidentally fed and played with the puppy. Please don't shun me. ☹️

[ineptcultleader]

New rule just dropped! @ineptcultmembers @belindafromthecult @inepttechsupportakabrian

From now on, the maximum amount of pets you may give any individual dog is 2. Our flesh is too weak to handle anything more. Stay holy, stay out of hell, limit puppy scritches to 2.

Do you see this puppy? It has pet itself too many times and is now out of the cult. Shun the pup! 😖

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Max here. I accidentally fed the pup because it looked hungry. I didn't know we were shunning it. 😞 I may have also pet it more than 2 times because I didn't see this post until now. ☹️

[ineptcultleader]

Hi there! 👋 Welcome to my blog! About my cult! Which I am the leader of!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

WELCOME CULT MEMBERS! 😘

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Lucy here! I just want to say what an honor it is to be in this wonderful cult! Thank you so much for inviting me to your cult, Herbert! I love it here! ❤️

[ineptcultleader]

That's so sweet of you Lucy! 🤭 Btw have you seen Brian recently? I can't find him and I need to know how to make a post. 🤥

[belindafromthecult]

Hi there! I saw Brian earlier today. 🙂

[ineptcultleader]

How much earlier Belinda? Also, what are you doing on social media? 🫣

[ineptcultmembers]

Hey. It's Brian. You told me to go away so I went away.

[belindafromthecult]

Oh sweetie! 😢 Herbert, you're sorry, right? 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

Yes yes yes, very sorry. Much apology. Yadda yadda yadda. Go to your tech support account and tech support me Brian!

[ineptcultmembers]

Whoa now, this is your mother, Herbert! We do not treat our cult members that way! Look what you've done! Brian is crying! 🥺 Again! You play nice mister! 😠

[ineptcultleader]

Mommy? I'm so sorry! Please don't get mad! 😲

[ineptcultmembers]

Herbert, it's your mother again. I'm not angry. Just disappointed. 😔

[ineptcultleader]

I'll be nice to Brian! I swear! Ahem.

Brian? If you're there, I'm very sorry for being rude to you earlier. Can you forgive me? 😶

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here. Brian is using the bathroom right now. He'll be back in a little bit. 😊

[belindafromthecult]

Maybe I should go check on him. He seemed really upset. 😢

[ineptcultleader]

OMG I didn't even say anything to him! 🙂‍↔️ Why do you always butt in? That's your new name now, Butt In Belinda. Change your blog name. Or have Brian change it since you're such good friends. 😝

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here again. Now Belinda is crying in the bathroom too. Just a heads up but I think your mom went to get your father. You might want to chill dude. 😬

[ineptcultleader]

SHIT SHIT SHIT everyone be cool. Everyone calm down! Delete this! Delete everything! Brian! Delete it please for the love of me! DELEEEEETEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!

[ineptcultmembers]

Herbert, it's your father. We need to have a chat about your behavior. 😑

[ineptcultleader]

Herbert? Who's Herbert? There's no Herbert here. So sorry! Try again later?

[ineptcultmembers]

Herbert... 😒

[ineptcultleader]

Hi there! 👋 Welcome to my blog! About my cult! Which I am the leader of!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

WELCOME CULT MEMBERS! 😘

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Lucy here! I just want to say what an honor it is to be in this wonderful cult! Thank you so much for inviting me to your cult, Herbert! I love it here! ❤️

[ineptcultleader]

That's so sweet of you Lucy! 🤭 Btw have you seen Brian recently? I can't find him and I need to know how to make a post. 🤥

[belindafromthecult]

Hi there! I saw Brian earlier today. 🙂

[ineptcultleader]

How much earlier Belinda? Also, what are you doing on social media? 🫣

[ineptcultmembers]

Hey. It's Brian. You told me to go away so I went away.

[belindafromthecult]

Oh sweetie! 😢 Herbert, you're sorry, right? 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

Yes yes yes, very sorry. Much apology. Yadda yadda yadda. Go to your tech support account and tech support me Brian!

[ineptcultmembers]

Whoa now, this is your mother, Herbert! We do not treat our cult members that way! Look what you've done! Brian is crying! 🥺 Again! You play nice mister! 😠

[ineptcultleader]

Mommy? I'm so sorry! Please don't get mad! 😲

[ineptcultmembers]

Herbert, it's your mother again. I'm not angry. Just disappointed. 😔

[ineptcultleader]

I'll be nice to Brian! I swear! Ahem.

Brian? If you're there, I'm very sorry for being rude to you earlier. Can you forgive me? 😶

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here. Brian is using the bathroom right now. He'll be back in a little bit. 😊

[belindafromthecult]

Maybe I should go check on him. He seemed really upset. 😢

[ineptcultleader]

OMG I didn't even say anything to him! 🙂‍↔️ Why do you always butt in? That's your new name now, Butt In Belinda. Change your blog name. Or have Brian change it since you're such good friends. 😝

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here again. Now Belinda is crying in the bathroom too. Just a heads up but I think your mom went to get your father. You might want to chill dude. 😬

[ineptcultleader]

SHIT SHIT SHIT everyone be cool. Everyone calm down! Delete this! Delete everything! Brian! Delete it please for the love of me! DELEEEEETEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!

[ineptcultmembers]

Herbert, it's your father. We need to have a chat about your behavior. 😑

[ineptcultleader]

Hi there! 👋 Welcome to my blog! About my cult! Which I am the leader of!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

WELCOME CULT MEMBERS! 😘

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Lucy here! I just want to say what an honor it is to be in this wonderful cult! Thank you so much for inviting me to your cult, Herbert! I love it here! ❤️

[ineptcultleader]

That's so sweet of you Lucy! 🤭 Btw have you seen Brian recently? I can't find him and I need to know how to make a post. 🤥

[belindafromthecult]

Hi there! I saw Brian earlier today. 🙂

[ineptcultleader]

How much earlier Belinda? Also, what are you doing on social media? 🫣

[ineptcultmembers]

Hey. It's Brian. You told me to go away so I went away.

[belindafromthecult]

Oh sweetie! 😢 Herbert, you're sorry, right? 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

Yes yes yes, very sorry. Much apology. Yadda yadda yadda. Go to your tech support account and tech support me Brian!

[ineptcultmembers]

Whoa now, this is your mother, Herbert! We do not treat our cult members that way! Look what you've done! Brian is crying! 🥺 Again! You play nice mister! 😠

[ineptcultleader]

Mommy? I'm so sorry! Please don't get mad! 😲

[ineptcultmembers]

Herbert, it's your mother again. I'm not angry. Just disappointed. 😔

[ineptcultleader]

I'll be nice to Brian! I swear! Ahem.

Brian? If you're there, I'm very sorry for being rude to you earlier. Can you forgive me? 😶

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here. Brian is using the bathroom right now. He'll be back in a little bit. 😊

[belindafromthecult]

Maybe I should go check on him. He seemed really upset. 😢

[ineptcultleader]

OMG I didn't even say anything to him! 🙂‍↔️ Why do you always butt in? That's your new name now, Butt In Belinda. Change your blog name. Or have Brian change it since you're such good friends. 😝

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here again. Now Belinda is crying in the bathroom too. Just a heads up but I think your mom went to get your father. You might want to chill dude. 😬

[ineptcultleader]

Hi there! 👋 Welcome to my blog! About my cult! Which I am the leader of!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

WELCOME CULT MEMBERS! 😘

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Lucy here! I just want to say what an honor it is to be in this wonderful cult! Thank you so much for inviting me to your cult, Herbert! I love it here! ❤️

[ineptcultleader]

That's so sweet of you Lucy! 🤭 Btw have you seen Brian recently? I can't find him and I need to know how to make a post. 🤥

[belindafromthecult]

Hi there! I saw Brian earlier today. 🙂

[ineptcultleader]

How much earlier Belinda? Also, what are you doing on social media? 🫣

[ineptcultmembers]

Hey. It's Brian. You told me to go away so I went away.

[belindafromthecult]

Oh sweetie! 😢 Herbert, you're sorry, right? 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

Yes yes yes, very sorry. Much apology. Yadda yadda yadda. Go to your tech support account and tech support me Brian!

[ineptcultmembers]

Whoa now, this is your mother, Herbert! We do not treat our cult members that way! Look what you've done! Brian is crying! 🥺 Again! You play nice mister! 😠

[ineptcultleader]

Mommy? I'm so sorry! Please don't get mad! 😲

[ineptcultmembers]

Herbert, it's your mother again. I'm not angry. Just disappointed. 😔

[ineptcultleader]

I'll be nice to Brian! I swear! Ahem.

Brian? If you're there, I'm very sorry for being rude to you earlier. Can you forgive me? 😶

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Kevin here. Brian is using the bathroom right now. He'll be back in a little bit. 😊

[ineptcultleader]

Hi there! 👋 Welcome to my blog! About my cult! Which I am the leader of!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

WELCOME CULT MEMBERS! 😘

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Lucy here! I just want to say what an honor it is to be in this wonderful cult! Thank you so much for inviting me to your cult, Herbert! I love it here! ❤️

[ineptcultleader]

That's so sweet of you Lucy! 🤭 Btw have you seen Brian recently? I can't find him and I need to know how to make a post. 🤥

[belindafromthecult]

Hi there! I saw Brian earlier today. 🙂

[ineptcultleader]

How much earlier Belinda? Also, what are you doing on social media? 🫣

[ineptcultmembers]

Hey. It's Brian. You told me to go away so I went away.

[belindafromthecult]

Oh sweetie! 😢 Herbert, you're sorry, right? 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

Yes yes yes, very sorry. Much apology. Yadda yadda yadda. Go to your tech support account and tech support me Brian!

[ineptcultmembers]

Whoa now, this is your mother, Herbert! We do not treat our cult members that way! Look what you've done! Brian is crying! 🥺 Again! You play nice mister! 😠

[ineptcultleader]

Mommy? I'm so sorry! Please don't get mad! 😲

[ineptcultmembers]

Herbert, it's your mother again. I'm not angry. Just disappointed. 😔

[ineptcultleader]

Hi there! 👋 Welcome to my blog! About my cult! Which I am the leader of!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

WELCOME CULT MEMBERS! 😘

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Lucy here! I just want to say what an honor it is to be in this wonderful cult! Thank you so much for inviting me to your cult, Herbert! I love it here! ❤️

[ineptcultleader]

That's so sweet of you Lucy! 🤭 Btw have you seen Brian recently? I can't find him and I need to know how to make a post. 🤥

[belindafromthecult]

Hi there! I saw Brian earlier today. 🙂

[ineptcultleader]

How much earlier Belinda? Also, what are you doing on social media? 🫣

[ineptcultmembers]

Hey. It's Brian. You told me to go away so I went away.

[belindafromthecult]

Oh sweetie! 😢 Herbert, you're sorry, right? 🥺

[ineptcultleader]

Yes yes yes, very sorry. Much apology. Yadda yadda yadda. Go to your tech support account and tech support me Brian!

[ineptcultmembers]

Whoa now, this is your mother, Herbert! We do not treat our cult members that way! Look what you've done! Brian is crying! 🥺 Again! You play nice mister! 😠

[ineptcultleader]

Hi there! 👋 Welcome to my blog! About my cult! Which I am the leader of!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

WELCOME CULT MEMBERS! 😘

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Lucy here! I just want to say what an honor it is to be in this wonderful cult! Thank you so much for inviting me to your cult, Herbert! I love it here! ❤️

[ineptcultleader]

That's so sweet of you Lucy! 🤭 Btw have you seen Brian recently? I can't find him and I need to know how to make a post. 🤥

[belindafromthecult]

Hi there! I saw Brian earlier today. 🙂

[ineptcultleader]

How much earlier Belinda? Also, what are you doing on social media? 🫣

[ineptcultmembers]

Hey. It's Brian. You told me to go away so I went away.

[ineptcultleader]

Hi there! 👋 Welcome to my blog! About my cult! Which I am the leader of!

While I want you to feel welcome here and never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave, there are just a few teeny tiny rules which must be obeyed at all times. Even while sleeping! Don't worry! It's nothing crazy! I'm pretty chill. 😎

🥳 RULES OF THE CULT 🥳

🤪 Don't talk about the cult

🥺 Do not talk about the cult

🥸 No social media

😏 No shoes

🤒 We wear blue

😍 Don't question the leader

🧐 Some other rules

WELCOME CULT MEMBERS! 😘

[ineptcultmembers]

Hi there! Lucy here! I just want to say what an honor it is to be in this wonderful cult! Thank you so much for inviting me to your cult, Herbert! I love it here! ❤️