all aboard the poopdeck

they/them

[ohclippy]

[secretgarden]

[p1anetmouth]

all of my interview with the vampire stuff

[paparaxote]

the odyssey of recollection

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

[lustcannibalism]

I killed your shitty boyfriend so I could be your even worse ill intentioned boyfriend

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[weaselle]

these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don't know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been... like this

[kabaks]

every time i write i think about that maya angelou quote where she talks about her editor asking her why she uses semicolons instead of colons and says she has often responded by threatening to never speak to him again

[kabaks]

she’s so fucking funny

[mosertone]

Roland Topor (1938 – 1997) - ‘’L'épikon VII’’, ca.1974.

[unalivejournal]

my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do

[eveninginparis]

lesbian helpers nail file (2002) by melissa levin

[puppygirllaika]

And in this wing over here we're testing out new fauxcest kinks, some of which may be released as early as the third quarter of this year. This room, for example, is uh... "overly protective mommy domme and cool aunt domme spitroast the subject while arguing about weather it was okay for aunt domme to let it watch an R rated movie." Results so far are promising, with an average of 22.3% of all newly exposed subjects gaining the kink within 10 minutes of exposure. If the results hold through large-scale testing it'll likely be released some time next year.

[puppygirllaika]

If you'd like to follow me now up to the 12th floor, we're nearly finished with development on a new kind of stuffie that is capable of safely absorbing large quantities of cum, up to two dozen average loads, and expelling it when washed in a typical home washing machine. This is expected to be a game-changer for the transfemme community, though we admittedly started with loftier goals in mind. Unfortunately, we just don't have the technology yet to produce a stuffie that you can impregnate, and which will grow and birth a new, smaller stuffie a month later. We're hoping that with advances in materials engineering and artificial genetics, we'll be able to crack that problem within the decade.

[puppygirllaika]

In the northwest corner of the third floor you'll find the object transformation department, office 319. It used to be considered a pretty easy job, there's just so many objects out there, they were releasing new kinks every few days. But honestly, they got a bit overeager, and now people have kinks for being turned into basically everything, and they're always scrambling to find stuff that's genuinely new. Last i heard they're testing a kink where the subject is turned into a roll of wallpaper, sold at a home improvement store, and installed in the home office of someone who likes to look at porn during work hours. From what i understand, the results have been rather mixed, but they borrowed money from the voyeurism fund for research and development, so one way or another, they'll have to make it work.

[mobydyke]

disco elysium fans be like "hold up this is a really hard part of the game lemme put on my mesh shirt and froggy hat before we enter the next room"

[three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat]

You know what, fuck you. *Romanticizes the monstrous in a way that is deeply compelling to people who feel they've been ostracized from mainstream society in one way or another, and also at least a little bit horny*

[thatbitchsimone]

[tt-squid]

[berkeleygirl3]