Teenage Wasteland

[cybercrimer]

forbidden snacks

[lozzlogan]

Edible versions.

Sherbet Bon Bons - Mielcitas - Rock Candy - Edible Dice [from here]

[dinnikeato-deactivated20200520]

re-reblogging for edible versions thank you sm

[inescapable-oblivion]

[thegoodvybe]

[imsorrysweety-deactivated202403]

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[runwithskizzers]

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[youlovetoseeit]

nice

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby

[oreimo]

How old is she

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

one and a half

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[sarahconnorjr]

[boymeetssubs]

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[inescapable-oblivion]

really? cause i like to be choked

[fakehistory]

[paprika]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[gaypeopletwitter]