FIVEš NOTš UNDERSTANINGš POPš CULTUREš REFERENCESšĀ ANDš BEINGš CONFUSEDš WITHš EVERYTHINGš
ā¢Klaus and five sitting in the kitchen and when Klaus finishes his drink he just yells āTHIS BITCH EMPTY.. YEETā And throws the empty can in the recycling
it surprises five so much that he chokes on his coffee, and then when he finally stops coughing he just looks Klaus dead in the eye and says, āexcuse me, but what the fuck?ā
ā¢all the popular shows that the others reference and they all laugh but five just sits there like ā???what???is???funny???about????that???ā
ā¢all the slang that he missed out on, like heāll have a normal conversation with people and just have to be like
āWhat do you mean LIT???? Goddamn it did Klaus set something on fire again?ā
āWhat is a bronie???ā
āWhoās Britney?? Why are you saying you are Britney?? Why are you calling me a bitch?? Bitch. Itās?? Britney??? Bitch???ā
āWHY THE FUCK DOES KLAUS KEEP ON SCREAMING āREEEEEā WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAAN????
āwhy do you keep saying āOofā like that???ā
āwhat is a umm a me-me? Is that how itās pronouncedā no?? āā okay Delores thinks itās pronounced mEEEme? What is the umm the mEEEEme thing??ā
āwhat do you mean itās free real estate?? In this economy??ā
āWhy do people keep on saying other people are snacks? Has cannibalism become normalized??? I donāt know if I even want to save this goddamn planet anymoreā¦ā
āWhat is a club penguin and how do we stop it?ā
Eventually heās just like āfuck itā and like tryās to use modern slang in his sentences but he??doesnt know?? What anything?? Means??
āthat wig has been taken!ā
āIām drinking tea at thatā
And like he doesnāt understand that heās saying it wrong but the rest of them donāt have the heart to tell him either so he just continues to get it wrongā¦
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