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but get thee back ; my soul is too much charg’d with blood of thine already

#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ sometimes what it needs is a monster / self promo ❱#( ok im heading to my job interview ill be back later ! )

wearefine

#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ i am the monster that breathing men would kill / about ❱#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ everyone’s entitled to one good scare / isms ❱#( i still cb that charlie kelly is damian minus charlie's love for cats im. )

bad dog, stop tearing up your toys or you don't get any more of them.

GASP OF HORROR ! ❛ no ! y’can’t — s’not — !!!! ❜ violent shake of head, locks tangling. ❛ 'f y’don’t tear toys up y’ain’t get new ones ‘cause yer old one’s’re fine, an’ now yer tellin’ me i ain’t gettin’ new ones neither ? this ain’t fuckin’ TARTARUS y’know ! ❜

#depthshidden #( damian when he first came to the upperworld: imma pretend 2 be human and no one will know im a dog. )#( damian now: everyone knows im a dog and i DON'T CARE. )#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ welcome to prime time ; bitch / ic answer ❱#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ how do we know who’s human? / v. 01 ❱

thebutchersdog

Got him a glowing collar and ball from Home Depot. Super fun to play fetch at night with this.

#( kalghlfajjlghjf damian WANTS. )#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ anything this hideous must be stopped from breeding / reflection ❱#( give him glowing toys he'll cry and probably promptly tear them to pieces in his excitement. )#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ i think we’ll start with a reign of terror / v. 02 ❱

dreamwrit3r

#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ anything this hideous must be stopped from breeding / reflection ❱#( pretty baby bOY ! )

monstrauma-deactivated20220916

there is a magic in decay, a dance to be done, for the rotting . / written by jay.

#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ but sometimes the world doesn’t need another hero / promo ❱#( clown boi. )

darkoctober

if you don’t know where youre going // any road will take you there

#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ be afraid … be very afraid / aesthetic ❱

‘ that’s a good dog. ‘

AT LONG LAST — AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION WHO’S A GOOD BOY ? but a pause — — — was it an answer ? a surreptitious glance behind him ; can’t see anyone else ! can’t smell anyone else, either. which only leaves him, which means . . . damian ! damian’s a good dog ! wow ! grin blossoms on his face ; bright & all-consuming. he’s too excited to even speak, thinks maybe he might cry a little ( maybe pee a little ) ! damian ? a good dog ? it’s all he could ever ask for !

#ouijaes #( damian? crying ! )#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ welcome to prime time ; bitch / ic answer ❱#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ how do we know who’s human? / v. 01 ❱

gal-wonder

#nsfw /#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ death is coming for them / v. 03 ❱#( why is this the Most Damian i Hate. )#( this has been on every iteration of this blog ever. )#( bc its damian in a gifset im. )

‘ i stepped it up with a meaner curse word. ‘ it's prob not even a curse word ahcfhjfs

eyes GLEAM, brimming with excitement. he loves curse words ! loves to feel them roll off his tongue. thinks they’re probably one of the best things about being human. ❛ was it FUCK ? fuck’s my fav’rite. y’can say it good or bad an’ s’just the best one, really. ❜

meme › accepting !

#gingertar #( bless archibald andrews ? )#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ welcome to prime time ; bitch / ic answer ❱#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ how do we know who’s human? / v. 01 ❱

fun fact if u tell damian he’s pretty he’ll scowl @ u but on the inside he’s weeping w joy & will never forget this kindness & will probably watch over u ur whole life

#( damian: the worst Soul Collecting Scary Hellhound ever. )#( also damian: the best damn Protector Hellhound ever. )#( me @ me: why wasn't cerberus his dad and not just his uncle :/ things would have been so much Better. )#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ if i wanted to listen to an asshole ; i’d fart / ooc ❱

‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ‘

LOOK OF INDIGNATION ! tone is loud, almost impossibly so, & unhappy. ❛ yeah ? well you look — — — you look like — — — you look very nice-faced ! ❜ he bangs his fist on a nearby table for emphasis, scowling.

meme › accepting !

#satankissed #( damian hatcher? worst liar in the world :/ )#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ welcome to prime time ; bitch / ic answer ❱#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ how do we know who’s human? / v. 01 ❱

- ‘ if you slit my throat tonight i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ‘

a heavy sigh, the kind only dogs seem capable of producing : one that sounds bored, tired, frustrated, sad, & oddly CONTENT all at once. hand reaches up to pinch bridge of his nose — an observed habit, & one he finds very useful in the moment. ❛ i ain’t gonna — hounds don’t — no one’s gonna — ❜ deep breath, huff of annoyance. ❛ hounds ain’t murd’rers, they’re col . . . colanders. they get the spirit an’ bring ‘em to the UNDERWORLD so’s ya don’t have fuckin’ spirits hanging ‘round the earth going ‘ooooooh i’m dead oh noooooo i can’t believe i’m dead even though i was fuckin’ old but ohhhhh i’m dead !’ an’ shit like that. it’d be real fuckin’ ‘nnoyin’ ya know ? even then there’s still lotta ghosties ‘round. guess they didn’t have their coin fer CHARON. s’very important, ya know — t’pay the ferryman. ‘cause if ya don’t yer fucked an’ i guess y’haunt yer family or somethin’. ❜ a nod, as if reassuring himself that he’s right. ❛ anyway — no one’s gonna slit yer fuckin’ throat. an’ ‘sides, i’m a hellhound. ain’t no one forgivin’ us for anything, anyway. ❜ ( even if he is the cutest hellhound in existence right now ! )

meme › accepting !

#amoire #❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ welcome to prime time ; bitch / ic answer ❱#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ how do we know who’s human? / v. 01 ❱

❛ if a dog eats a hot dog, s’that cabbage-alism ? dogs eatin’ dogs ‘n shit. ❜

#( me? reposting old opens bc im lazy? mhm ! )#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ if you call out to one of the dead ; all of them can hear you / open ❱#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ how do we know who’s human? / v. 01 ❱

inferorvmcanis-blog

damian hatcher through the years

#( mi Son ? )#( id die for him ! )#self reblog /

- ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect that demon. ‘

head nods vigorously, dark locks bouncing up & down with the movement. YES ! of course ! that’s right ! continues nodding, until : ❛ i don’t know what that means. ❜

meme › accepting !

#harlechild #❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ welcome to prime time ; bitch / ic answer ❱#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ how do we know who’s human? / v. 01 ❱

aphrene

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE MEME.

- ‘ hey there, demons, it’s me, ya boy. ‘ - ‘ hey, ghouls! the boys are here! ‘ - ‘ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ‘ - ‘ here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo! ‘ - ‘ can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with? ‘ - ‘ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ‘ - ‘ my fart scared you! ‘ - ‘ fuck that demon, he’s whitewashing the history of this house. ‘ - ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect that demon. ‘ - ‘ oh… i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. ‘ - ‘ what do you mean it’s not a ghost? ‘ - ‘ it’s not a ghost. ‘ - ‘ shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sorta how they work. ‘ - ‘ it’s not even a good poem, it’s just weird. ‘ - ‘ you’re telling me those architects used math? ‘ - ‘ knock me down with a feather! ‘ - ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up. ‘ - ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up. ‘ - ‘ i stepped it up with a meaner curse word. ‘ - ‘ oh shit, what up, i’m taking a selfie with some demons! ‘ - ‘ hey ghosts, tussle my hair! ‘ - ‘ every time we get sad, let’s show a picture of the dog. ‘ - ‘ that’s a good dog. ‘ - ‘ i’m not the biggest believer in bigfoot. ‘ - ‘ that’s a guy i would wanna share a cold one with. ‘ - ‘ you’re a coward! ‘ - ‘ look at his beady, little eyes. ‘ - ‘ we’ve really done it now, haven’t we? ‘ - ‘ how dare they dispose of my body! they should leave it in the hallway to rot! ‘ - ‘ am i a ghost hunter? ‘ - ‘ i took an improv comedy class once. ‘cause i’m a white guy. ‘ - ‘ i always gotta… gotta think about stuff, you know? ‘ - ‘ now you’re acting like a detective and not a jackass. ‘ - ‘ alright, just to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ‘ - ‘ i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ‘ - ‘ i never said i wanted to murder you! this is a hypothetical situation! ‘ - ‘ you want to kill me! ‘ - ‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ‘ - ‘ if i step on a… a fly? does a fly’s ghost… stay around? ‘ - ‘ if you slit my throat tonight i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ‘ - ‘ i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now. ‘ - ‘ that’s my… my darn sandwich. ‘

#❰ ・ ◇ × ・ ━ i wanna play a game / meme ❱

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