Inflation Foundation

(18+) Inflation Foundation seeks to research the wonders of body inflation and appeal to the aspirations of hopeful balloons. For our communications team, see: https://inflationfoundation2.tumblr.com

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The people who designed the stretching liquid should be arrested.

Those who originally designed it are also the ones hardest at work trying to resolve the anomaly!

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So when is he going to pop?

We don't know yet but it could be fairly soon, though we've been saying that for months.

However, his internal pressure is increasing at an abnormal rate, even for his size, and even the new, much more powerful pumps are struggling to keep up with his expansion, the rate of which is now increasing at a speed beyond even our wildest of estimates.

Needless to say we're not very confident that he'll survive into November.

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Why hasn't Sean been disconnected from the pumps like Danielle? Is it because he'll grow much larger or something?

Yes.

If we were to disconnect him from the pumps, he would grow several times faster than B5 (Danielle), plus the organisations which regulate us have deemed it necessary.

When we disconnected Danielle from the pumps, with nothing draining air from her, her rate of expansion increased rapidly to several thousands of inches per hour.

If we were to disconnect Sean, he would begin growing several thousand inches per minute.

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B26 (SEAN) REACHES 100,000 INCHES

Sean has now grown to over 100,000 inches around and his rate of expansion continues to increase exponentially.

Despite the huge milestone, we unfortunately have very little to say. Sean's rapid growth rate has caused great concern and discussions with our partners and regulatory partners are underway on how to proceed. The sperm cells inside him have also continued to grow rapidly and their activity has increased, while his internal pressure skyrockets.

It is highly likely that the situation regarding Sean may change drastically within the next few days or weeks. We will keep you posted.

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I saw a post from someone who was wishing for Sean to explode or something, what happened to it?

We had to remove it due to the homophobic language used in the original post.

For those who did not see the post, an individual of a particular reactionary religious and/or political view posted that they wished for Sean to explode and used a number of derogatory terms in relation to his sexuality. While they also targeted IF employees by referring to us as disgusting, they seemed to take particular offence with Sean.

We responded by condemning their hate but deemed the original message, which was quoted, as too inappropriate as it contained homophobic and graphic language.

We will not tolerate threats made at our staff or subjects.

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Trust the gay guy to choose cum to fill up with

Cumflation is Sean's ultimate fantasy and semen was his first choice upon applying with us.

Whether he saw himself three years from then as being 170 times larger and on the verge of explosion we don't know.

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B26 (Sean) expanding faster and faster...

Sean is now expanding faster than we could have anticipated and is expected to hit 100,000 inches some time tomorrow.

His rate of expansion is increasing beyond our estimates and we are growing concerned that in the next few days we could very well lose control of the situation.

Sean is expanding abnormally fast even for his unique situation and his internal pressure continues to soar with each passing second.

We'll keep you posted.

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Will you restart applications for test subjects in the future?

It really depends. However, it's highly likely that, once the anomaly has been resolved, that the Inflation Foundation will be dissolved and our research will be taken over by either existing or successor organisations.

What their policies will be in regards to human test subjects we don't know.

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On July 22 you made a post stating that the 21 year old guy was roughly 1,000 inches. I know you said that due to the investigation that you're not allowed to comment on his or anyone else's size but from my own personal calculations, using the information provided, I estimate that he must now be somewhere around 2,500 inches around and growing at a rate of 15-20 inches per day. Could you confirm if this is correct?

Uh... try doubling that a few times...

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Isn't that too big? Surely they must see that.

"Too big" is an understatement, he's already passed the threshold of being stupendously enormous. There really are no words to truly describe his size and rate of growth.

And the worst part is we had no idea he could grow so large.

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What are you doing with all the cum you're pumping out of him?

Most of it is being destroyed but we're also studying it and observing the growth of the sperm within more controlled environments.

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Could you give us a hint as to who some of the celebrities affected were?

Unfortunately no. My own personal advice would be to look at the frequency of public appearances by certain individuals and the time period during which the outbreak occurred.

From that, you may be able to hazard a guess but oddly enough I've since read about and saw footage of celebrities attending events who I know full well are actually rapidly blowing up like balloons deep within our facilities.

Some of these doppelgangers are really convincing too!

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Any chance of transcripts of conversations or interviews with the subjects? It seems impossible now seeing as how everyone has a hose in their mouth but is there anything you could share before the anomaly or before anyone had a hose in their mouth? I enjoyed the Q&A thing with Guenn but I highly doubt you're able to so something like that now.

We'll try to release something in the next few days.

In regards to which subject, we cannot say, we'll have to go through our files.

Thank you.

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Is Sean still fully aware of everything happening or has he gone back into a sort of "trance"? You said before that because of the intensity of everything both Danielle and Sean weren't exactly fully conscious of what was going on but noticed in a more recent post you said that Sean had actually become more aware due to the sensations he's feeling. Is that still true? It must be terrifying to be so big and helpless and watching yourself get bigger and bigger.

Unfortunately he is still lucid...

We've been administering a large number of painkillers and anaesthesia, but nothing seems to be working anymore now that he has grown so large. While he doesn't seem to be in agony, he is however completely aware of the situation which has been confirmed through eye movement, sound cues and the monitoring of his vitals. He has even attempted to speak several times but due to the hose in his mouth and severely overinflated cheeks all we can hear are muffles.

He is in an obvious amount of discomfort but there are some indications that he continues to enjoy his predicament.

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If you're so concerned about data breaches and people finding out about this, why are you posting on here?

It's not the word getting out that bothers us, we've been incredibly open about our activities since the very beginning.

It's unauthorized information and photography that we worry about getting out. Due to the sensitive nature of our work, we only seek to release statements that have been approved by our organisation or meet certain criteria. This also applies to images, and several images were originally intended to have been released by now, but unfortunately we've had to postpone their release.

An official statement or release is a lot different than someone taking a few amateur snaps on their phone.

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If you're so concerned about his well-being, why are so excited about Sean getting bigger?

We aren't getting excited, we're simply praising the scientific possibilities we could achieve and the resilience of the human body.

With every new inch, the danger that Sean presents increases as the bigger he grows the larger the blast radius will be when he finally explodes but even you must admit that 90,000 inches is an impressive feat.

We're extremely worried but that doesn't mean we're not taking notes.

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Where is this all happening? I want to watch.

Sorry but the location of the current site of B26 is top secret.