hello

[robotstoner]

(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[infodisease]

Not cute.

[robotstoner]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[infodisease]

What the fuck

[robotstoner]

(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[infodisease]

Not cute.

[robotstoner]

does anyone know how to get purple out of uniform

[infodisease]

i'm disappointed in you.

[robotstoner]

meow

[infodisease]

Shoo

[robotstoner]

hi

[infodisease]

[infodisease]

ssssssssss

[infodisease]

[robotstoner]

i want you to worm Bald-is-awesome!.

[netzach-irl]

his hair is a uig actually, hes been bald this ohole time

[robotstoner]

i told you to keep that a secret

[infodisease]

i put your wig back on for you.

[infodisease]

i should call him

[robotstoner]

hey?

[infodisease]

.

[robotstoner]

what if this were us

[infodisease]

i think this could be us—

um.

[infodisease]

i should call him

[robotstoner]

hey?

[infodisease]

.

[infodisease]

hi.

[infodisease]

i should call him

[robotstoner]

hey?

[infodisease]

.

[infodisease]

i should call him

[robotstoner]

Turns into a fucking

[malkuth-froggy]

GUYS HELP I DONT WANT TO SPARKLE ON NO-

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

It's wednesday.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO IM.NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON YOU CANT MAKE ME PLEASE

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

You will sparkle on. There is no choice.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO IM NOT GONNA YOU CANT MAKE ME GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD-

[malkuth-froggy]

IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT-

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

You will.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO I WONT IM NOT GOING TO YOU CANT MAKE ME

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

alright i'll have to bring in the others then

[virorbmaster]

you called?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

we need the pink sauce

[malkuth-froggy]

THEBPINK SAUCE? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?

ISN'T THE PINK SAUCE MELTING LOVE?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

Either you sparkle on or you become slime.

[malkuth-froggy]

I CHOOSE NEITHER YOU CANT MAKE ME DO EITHERBOF THOSE THINGS

[malkuth-froggy]

YOU CANT MAKE ME DRINK PINK SAUCE, IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

And?

[symphonicgaming]

im lactose intolerant and i ate the sauce!

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

See? Lactose intolerance doesn't matter.

Now eat the sauce.

[robotstoner]

we indoctrinating people into eating sauce today? ya eat the sauce man its wednesday

and you better sparkle on.

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

^_^

[infodisease]

what the hell is going on here?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

malkuth discourse

[infodisease]

there’s “discourse” and there’s “attempting to infect one of our coworkers with melting love’s slime.”

one of those happens daily here. the other is unsafe and a violation of protocols that are supposed to make employees slightly more likely to survive another day.

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

Fair. but the slime is tasty so

[infodisease]

i’d imagine it would be more tasty if whoever ate it had a say in it.

have any of you noted the taste down somewhere? it might be useful information for the abnormality encyclopedia.

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

i mean @hodgaming said they consumed it? but I dunno if they have it written down.

[symphonicgaming]

Yahh..its...something alrighht....

(help im melting)

[infodisease]

it tastes like something. noted.

[malkuth-froggy]

GUYS HELP I DONT WANT TO SPARKLE ON NO-

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

It's wednesday.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO IM.NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON YOU CANT MAKE ME PLEASE

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

You will sparkle on. There is no choice.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO IM NOT GONNA YOU CANT MAKE ME GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD-

[malkuth-froggy]

IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT-

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

You will.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO I WONT IM NOT GOING TO YOU CANT MAKE ME

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

alright i'll have to bring in the others then

[virorbmaster]

you called?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

we need the pink sauce

[malkuth-froggy]

THEBPINK SAUCE? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?

ISN'T THE PINK SAUCE MELTING LOVE?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

Either you sparkle on or you become slime.

[malkuth-froggy]

I CHOOSE NEITHER YOU CANT MAKE ME DO EITHERBOF THOSE THINGS

[malkuth-froggy]

YOU CANT MAKE ME DRINK PINK SAUCE, IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

And?

[symphonicgaming]

im lactose intolerant and i ate the sauce!

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

See? Lactose intolerance doesn't matter.

Now eat the sauce.

[robotstoner]

we indoctrinating people into eating sauce today? ya eat the sauce man its wednesday

and you better sparkle on.

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

^_^

[infodisease]

what the hell is going on here?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

malkuth discourse

[infodisease]

there’s “discourse” and there’s “attempting to infect one of our coworkers with melting love’s slime.”

one of those happens daily here. the other is unsafe and a violation of protocols that are supposed to make employees slightly more likely to survive another day.

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

Fair. but the slime is tasty so

[infodisease]

i’d imagine it would be more tasty if whoever ate it had a say in it.

have any of you noted the taste down somewhere? it might be useful information for the abnormality encyclopedia.

[malkuth-froggy]

GUYS HELP I DONT WANT TO SPARKLE ON NO-

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

It's wednesday.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO IM.NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON YOU CANT MAKE ME PLEASE

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

You will sparkle on. There is no choice.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO IM NOT GONNA YOU CANT MAKE ME GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD-

[malkuth-froggy]

IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT-

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

You will.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO I WONT IM NOT GOING TO YOU CANT MAKE ME

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

alright i'll have to bring in the others then

[virorbmaster]

you called?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

we need the pink sauce

[malkuth-froggy]

THEBPINK SAUCE? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?

ISN'T THE PINK SAUCE MELTING LOVE?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

Either you sparkle on or you become slime.

[malkuth-froggy]

I CHOOSE NEITHER YOU CANT MAKE ME DO EITHERBOF THOSE THINGS

[malkuth-froggy]

YOU CANT MAKE ME DRINK PINK SAUCE, IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

And?

[symphonicgaming]

im lactose intolerant and i ate the sauce!

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

See? Lactose intolerance doesn't matter.

Now eat the sauce.

[robotstoner]

we indoctrinating people into eating sauce today? ya eat the sauce man its wednesday

and you better sparkle on.

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

^_^

[infodisease]

what the hell is going on here?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

malkuth discourse

[infodisease]

there’s “discourse” and there’s “attempting to infect one of our coworkers with melting love’s slime.”

one of those happens daily here. the other is unsafe and a violation of protocols that are supposed to make employees slightly more likely to survive another day.

[malkuth-froggy]

GUYS HELP I DONT WANT TO SPARKLE ON NO-

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

It's wednesday.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO IM.NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON YOU CANT MAKE ME PLEASE

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

You will sparkle on. There is no choice.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO IM NOT GONNA YOU CANT MAKE ME GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD-

[malkuth-froggy]

IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT GONNA SPARKLE ON IM NOT-

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

You will.

[malkuth-froggy]

NO I WONT IM NOT GOING TO YOU CANT MAKE ME

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

alright i'll have to bring in the others then

[virorbmaster]

you called?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

we need the pink sauce

[malkuth-froggy]

THEBPINK SAUCE? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?

ISN'T THE PINK SAUCE MELTING LOVE?

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

Either you sparkle on or you become slime.

[malkuth-froggy]

I CHOOSE NEITHER YOU CANT MAKE ME DO EITHERBOF THOSE THINGS

[malkuth-froggy]

YOU CANT MAKE ME DRINK PINK SAUCE, IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

And?

[symphonicgaming]

im lactose intolerant and i ate the sauce!

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

See? Lactose intolerance doesn't matter.

Now eat the sauce.

[robotstoner]

we indoctrinating people into eating sauce today? ya eat the sauce man its wednesday

and you better sparkle on.

[thevanishedpeople-intothenight]

^_^

[infodisease]

what the hell is going on here?