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Love Begins
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@informatsii
garbage-empress:
Detective on a Jane Doe case: I don’t know who she is, but I know a guy who will.
Akinator:
Is your character real?
Is your character a white female between the ages of 28-35?
Is your character someone who died under mysterious circumstances?
( ✉ ) SHIZU - CHAN
“ Not as TROUBLING as your entire body is about to be. “
❝ AFTER I CAME ALL THIS WAY !!! ... to wish you a happy birthday and you so carelessly threaten me ... so rude, shizu - chan ! i guess i could give you your gift ... !! SO ... let’s have some fun. ❞
HI ! i’m still here, just been busy with RE 2 and kingdom hearts, but i’ll be getting to some asks tomorrow !! so be ready for that!
it’s me ya neighbourhood trash can, how yall doing
✉ @bartempered | BIRTH.
❝ that fact you made it to another YEAR ... is so troubling, shizu - chan ! ❞
two things izaya fears.
shizuo
dogs
the things those two have in commons
both little bitches.
okay if you all want to defeat izaya look no further.
✉ @merailia | HAS BEEN REPLIED ( cont )
❝ the truth ... ? ❞ he never lied, he bought nakura fair and square … that identity belonged to him and he did with it was up to him … i guess this little human ran to the big bad wolf’s house. ❝ oh mi - senpai ! how you’ve caught me in such a pickle, my name is NAKURA … i am sixteen years old … but ❞ his smile grew on his face as he spoke, mostly since it was common nature now … ( to smile ) even when the news was bad … well in his case one big fantasy he had made in his head. going into his back pocket in his pants … he pulled out a counterfeit student ID … as his steps crept up towards the short brunette … showing her to proof he manipulated by his hand. ❝ I NEVER RANAWAY FROM home … i was kicked out, for failing my exams … i’ve had problems with school for a long … i pretended to be older than i really am … and made the wrong ENEMY … i’m sorry for deceiving you for so long ... i am truly ashamed of myself for taking advantage of your kindness. ❞
🗩 / bartempered
✉ @bartempered | HAS ENTERED THE CHATROOM.
❝ THREATS … ??? really, shizu - chan ? come on, i’m not going to believe you unless you ACT on them … so come on, KILL ME, KILL ME … kill me , you vile monster . ❞ his voice roared through NIGHTLIFE …. as that smile stayed still on his face, INTENTIONS were quite clear … they would fight tonight, fight until IZAYA DECIDED TO FLEA once more, fighting shizuo can grow tedious and it was RATHER fun to see that look of hatred he shared with the raven. ❝ YOU SHOULDN’T KEEP ME WAITING … i might just take the first hit. ❞
I can’t wait for you to die so I can spit on your grave.
i can’t help it but ... looking at izaya and being like “ this bastard is scared of all dogs. ” BOI A LHASA APSO CHASING HIM STRIKING FEAR IN HIS SOUL. IS LIKE H O W
AGGRESSION // SEXUAL TENSION .
acts that could be aggressive // or a little bit sexy // or both. send a symbol from your muse to mine. feel free to combine actions or add specifics even when it doesn’t ask for it ! can send non - sexually as well.
THREATENING
🔪 // put a knife to my muse’s throat .
🖐️ // put a hand around my muse’s throat .
👕 // slide a weapon up under my muse’s shirt ( can specify ) .
👔 // grab my muse by the collar & pull them closer .
🔒 // lock my muse in a room alone with your muse .
🗩 // verbally threaten my muse ( please specify ) .
PINNING
🔙 // push my muse against a wall .
📌 // pin my muse’s wrists above their head .
🔵 // grab my muse hard enough to leave a bruise .
🔑 // handcuff my muse .
➰ // tie my muse to a chair .
⭕ // restrain my muse with an item of clothing ( please specify ) .
🚨 // push my muse to the ground & straddle them .
📢 // tell my muse ‘ stop squirming ! ’ .
🔗 // otherwise restrain my muse ( please specify ) .
LIGHTER
👀 // grab my muse’s jaw & direct their gaze towards yours .
⚡ // tug my muse’s hair .
⚠️ // bite my muse ( can specify where ) .
😏 // give my muse a hickey .
✂️ // run fingernails over my muse’s skin & scratch them .
💦 // cover my muse’s mouth .
DARKER
💋 // give my muse a kiss that draws blood .
🗡️ // cut my muse with a knife ( can specify where ) .
💀 // kidnap my muse .
😶 // put a hand over my muse’s nose & mouth .
💥 // tighten something around my muse’s throat that restricts their blood - flow / oxygen supply ( please specify ) .
✉ OSA - OSA - CHAN.
“ oh , you know me , do you ? i feel utterly unprepared ~ . “ the kindness in his tone isn’t any bit short of mild annoyance , hearing such a terrible sing - song voice using his first name of all things and then proceeding to butcher it in the fashion befitting of a death - wish . even with the company of the rather cheerful fool , the detective himself doesn’t seem to be truthfully bothered by his childish actions and cocky nature . ( dazai had too many incidents where he exploited and exhibited the same sorts of traits to make it seem as if he was nothing akin to dangerous . it was only a mistake after the trap had been sprung . ) one arm swinging from the bandages across his neck , the brunet continues to watch those careless actions ; “ then allow me to ask ~ ? what would you prefer to be called ? it’s such a mouthful , ‘ orihara izaya ‘ . “
❝ what an interesting turn of events, ... i see osa - osa - chan has also prepared for this little get together ... but i would prefer being called izaya, no need to be formal ... !!! ❞ the info broker couldn’t help but show that glimmer of excitement from the ever-growing adornment he had for HUMANITY. still, he couldn’t help but to also have a speck of annoyance himself ... for someone to have INFOMATION on him was quite the PROBLEM, although the unexpected was always something ... of a perk. HOWEVER, that smiled still stayed on his unique features, as irises still locked within the male. ❝ now that we’ve formally greeted one another ... i’m sure you’d like to KNOW my reasonings on being here , right ~ ??? ❞
My NaMe Is ReGiNa GeOrGe ... !! HOPEFULLY, replies will be becoming today ! i apologize, for my lack of activity, i’ve been having problems staying awake throughout the day.
Masterlist of Memes
lxckwolf-archive:
Symbols
☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed
♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle
☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day
☺ my muse trying to piss yours off
ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years
ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested
シ my muse walks in on your naked
Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked
ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours
♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss
۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up
ღ a forehead kiss from my muse
웃 my muse torturing yours for information
유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse
♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses
♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed
≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body
? my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask
+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will
◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised
♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse
✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward
♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward
❅ my muse rescues yours
✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse
● my muse’s turn offs
○ my muse’s turn ons
△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match
⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey
✧ our muses having dinner together
☎ my muse drunk dials your muse
✈ our muses on a flight together
☼ my muse giving yours a massage
♡ my muse flirts with your mue
☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison
♌ your muse visiting mine in prison
X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.
☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together
〰 our muses are at the beach together
❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things
✑ my muses daily routine
❂ a new years eve memory from my muse
✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss
✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone
◙ a christmas gift from my muse
♍ a sexual story from my muse
₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together
❊ a regret my muse has about your muse
♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars
♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s
♐ my muse hearing your muse scream
♑ our muses go out for coffee together
♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave
♓ my muse injures your muse
✄ your muse injures my muse
☩ a dream my muse has about your muse
☨ my muse searching for your muse
☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse
✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick
✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down
✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia
✝ a confession from my muse to yours
✙ our muses shopping together
✠ our muses watching the stars together
« a past memory with our muses
» a daydream my muse has about yours
✐ a mistletoe kiss
✎ our muses going to a costume ball together
✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together
♔ a kiss on the cheek
♕ a kiss on the palms
♖ a kiss on the back of the hand
♗ a kiss on the nose
♘ a kiss on the eyelids
♙ a kiss on a bruise
Sentence Memes
“You belong to me”
“I found you”
“I’m in jail”
“You make me so hot”
“I have to leave”
“Please don’t leave”
“And what about our parents?”
“Who did this to you?”
“You shouldn’t have done that”
“What happened last night”
“We never tell anyone about this”
“So, you want to play games?”
“Does that require pants?”
“Lets just have a lazy day”
“Then go kill the bitch”
“I’m pregnant”
“You broke me”
“Don’t touch me”
“You can’t fix this”
“There’s nowhere we can hide”
“I’m not listening”
“Who do you think you are?”
“I don’t need you here.”
“Did I fall asleep?”
“A little evil goes a long, long way.”
“I will not die.”
“I don’t care.”
“I have no regrets.”
“I feel numb.”
“All monsters are human.”
“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”
“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.“”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“Are you crazy?”
“Do you trust me?”
“How did you escape?”
“Is that blood behind your ear?”
“Take. This. Off. ”
“What’s in it for me?”
“What’s in it for you?”
