It is what it is...

**   NSFW !  **   18+  ** ** This is your warning ** Onlyfans: @avidaardvark ; Twitter: @avidaardvark ; Bluesky: @avidaardvark ; Currently travelling around the country as a festival worker. nudist at heart with a slight hint of exhibitionism. This is my outlet to show off myself and my life without worrying of causing offense...

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My birthday is this week! I've completed 46 revolutions around the sun, and am ready for at least a few more. Life is full of ups and downs, but I'm glad to still be here experiencing all of it together with all of you.

Also I'm open to receiving birthday donations because living is expensive! (Venmo: @nekidtater , Paypal: @jonescc)

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Sometimes the boots are the last to take off after work. There were other priorities.

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Finally took pictures of my collection of silicone replicas. The longer ones (Set D) did not come out quite right and have some misshapen areas.

Please send a message if interested.

Set A and B available for $45 USD per piece*.

Set C and D available for $60 USD per piece*.

* (Shipping will be calculated once an order is requested)

** (Limited supply and availability)

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Guess who got and awesome Lego set over Christmas holiday? This guy!

Thinking of doing several naked live streams of me assembling it. Not sure when, but probably on Chaturbate and OF live stream, still brainstorming that part.

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Oh.... Did I forget to shut the door? My bad.

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Staying in a new place opens up so many new lighting options and posing opportunities!

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Check it out! Proof I own underwear... And I actually wear them sometimes!

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Come and watch as I bounce my way down these stairs letting my cock wobble as much as it wants. I even helicoptered my way down once (seen in slow motion video too!).

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My gods, I love a hot shower. Especially after working outside for 4 (almost 5) days in the rain and cold weather.

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Showertimes with beverages are top notch.

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Was gifted a stretchy rubber alien finger puppet. See how much things stretch!

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I so love my showertime. Also love my time with my "show-er" (and grow-er)

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Sitting around relaxing still in the jewelry I wore last weekend... And nothing else!

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Civic duties accomplished! Citizens need to vote. Local elections matter as much as the big elections.

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People with money will always amaze me. I am occasionally "wowed" on the amounts that is spent on certain things, or sometimes just what in particular is purchased. I am also incredibly thankful that those so inclined spread it around.

The most recent surprise was someone paying for a year long subscription (instead of just monthly as several others continue to do) to a spicy OF account I've had for a few years. I am flattered and shocked. (If you have to ask what I'm referring to, you may not want the answer.) (Also hit me up if interested)

Some incredible purchases have been made at the ren faire vendors I work for and those around us (which has been such a blessing on slower days). I've seen incredible garb, cosplay, and costumes at events. Other times were just generosity when my partner and/or I were in need. The flow and exchange of funds is an important part of our economic system. Savings are good, but hoarding it benefits no one.

To those that have excelled in maintaining financial abundance, thank you for sharing it with us crafters and creators and those whose budgets are often in flux.

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Just taking small breaks while cleaning booths and preparing for the local renaissance festival.

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