That magic genie lamp thing? Yeah, it's for real. How does Corbyn know? Because he saw it with his own eyes today. Yep, that's right, he woke up today as Aladdin. Now don't laugh, that shit isn't funny, aight? I'm sure you are wondering if he's just fucking around or if he's being serious. You can be the judge yourself. It went a little something like this. "Who's there?" He shouted at the top of his lungs. From out of nowhere this lamp thing came flying at him, he caught it and this blue genie dude comes out and starts singing this song, saying 'you ain't never had a friend like me.' "Well no shit dude, you just came from a fucking lamp, friends I know come from apartments and houses." He said scratching the side of his head, or so he thought, maybe the best kind of friends do come from lamps though, wouldn't that be some shit. Then this genie asks if he's Aladdin and that he's going to grant him three wishes now if he is. Is he even for real right now? Of course, he's for real because this shit really did just happen. "Hell yes, my name is Aladdin." Ok, so he may not have told the truth but there are three wishes we are talking about here, what could it hurt? Corbyn took some time as he contemplated what three wishes he should actually use, he had a lot going through his mind, why was there only three he needed more like fifty. "Alright genie dude, my first wish is I want is for you to make me a Prince!" He said with a firm nod and crossing his arms over his chest, he was extremely skeptical right now. Seconds later Corbyn was dressed like a Prince and lucky for him the genie went above and beyond with that small wish. He was quite impressed and couldn't wait to give his second wish. "Damn dude you went all out!" He said as he checked out his new Prince attire. "Since you came through with that, my new best friend, my number two wish is..." He said rubbing his hands together with a little bit of excitement. "I want the Princess to fall in love with me!" He couldn't help but laugh it off, like that would ever happen, he thought. The genie gave him an interesting look as if he was questioning his choice for that wish. "WHAT? She's beautiful, funny, smart who wouldn't want to be with someone like that?" He said laughing a little more. 'Fine wish granted!' The genie told him. No way really? Is it that easy? Corbyn looked around but didn't see any Princess standing there. "Hey! So where is she?" He asked curiously looking around the room. 'OH! I forgot to bring her here, you have to go find her!' The genie told him, Corbyn glared at him for a moment. "Well, I'm not wasting my third wish on bringing her here, besides it'll give me something to do later." He said with a laugh. "Number three, coming at you." He continued and rubbed the tip of his fingers against his beard for a moment before pointing his finger in the air. "I got it! I'm going to set you free! Since you've been in that lamp for ten thousand years, I even have a crick in my neck thinking about it! Welcome to the land of the living! Enjoy it and come by my shop later and I'll hook you up with a new tat!"















