Forbidden Luncheon Meat

🍪I draw spooky things and the art of symbolism ☠ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/inkybeanies/?hl=af

[seadeepspaceontheside]

It took such a long time but I did some art for a fan fic series I really loved which is Safe and Distant and Mahrana by @linddzz ! Hope you enjoy!

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Thorin: HELP! I TOLD BILBO I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Kili, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[gamgeesgarden]

Thorin: This bloodline ends with me.

Kili: That's the most badass way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay"

[wasnotyourlover-deactivated2025]

Elrond, going outside and seeing Thranduil with ghost Bard: I shall... retreat to my chamber and leave you talking through the air

Elrond, running through the halls and shouting Legolas' name: LEGOLAS

Legolas: what?

Elrond: there's a fucking ghost in our front lawn

Legolas: not you too

Elrond: IM NOT FUCKING DELIRIOUS

*both of them goes outside and sees bard*

Legolas: Holy fuck

[gamgeesgarden]

Bilbo: We call this a traumatic event.

Bilbo, looking at Kili: Not "a major L"

Bilbo, turning to Fili: Not a "lmao that sucks"

Bilbo, turning to Thorin: Not a "it is what it is"

[frankennon]

Bilbo: Help! I think I made Thorin angry!

Kili: You came to the right person.

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Thorin, on the phone: Remember how the company and me said we were going to have a calm night out for once? Bilbo: Yes? Thorin: Well, we’re in jail. Bilbo: *hangs up*

[fairytalelover33]

LOTR/The Hobbit Incorrect Quotes #29

*Kili and Thorin Texting*

Thorin: “What does Fili want for his birthday?”

Kili: “Will spot”

Thorin: “?”

Kili: “Woo Sports”

“W I U”

“W”

Thorin: “Take your time.”

Kili: “Gaem”

[theroaring20s]

*Fili and Kili running through the camp*

Bilbo: What the heck-

Gandalf: Wait for it....

Thorin, chasing them, drenched in water: COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SHITS!!

Balin: The wise words of our King.

Bilbo: O_O

[wasnotyourlover-deactivated2025]

Bilbo: I love you

Thorin: .... no

*after a while

Kili: Can someone tell me why Thorin's still in the floor face down?

Fili: Bilbo confessed to him and he said no

[entishramblings]

Aragorn: WHY. why did you give Gimli a KNIFE?!

Legolas: I’m sorry! He said he felt unsafe!

Aragorn : Now I feel unsafe!

Legolas: I’m sorry.

Legolas: ...would…would you like a knife?

[messiambrandybuck]

Bilbo: *scooches a bit away from Thorin to get comfortable*

Thorin: *migrates back towards bilbo*

Bilbo: *scooches yet again*

Thorin: *migrates again*

Bilbo: Thorin, I love you, but back the fuck up.

[luna-writes-stuff]

Kili: This is a list of possible places Bilbo could’ve run off to this time

Gandalf:

Gandalf: This is a map of Middle-Earth

Raewyn: Yeah, we have no idea where he is

[lady-eowynn]

Thorin: That, Master Baggins, is my mountain

Bilbo: *squinting*

Bilbo: It's... smaller than I thought it would be

Thorin: It's actually average size

Thorin: I've been told most mountains are bigger than they look at first glance

Thorin: It would be bigger if it weren't so cold

Bilbo: Mhmm

Thorin: ...It has a great personality

[myrtlebroadbelt]

The Hobbit + The Onion headlines (3/?)

[mishacolins]

insp.

[mishacolins]

damnit gandalf you can’t just sell out bilbo just like that