Rex: So, how's adjusting to your new squad going?
Echo: Well, my net worth has certainly gone up.
Rex: *confused* Uh, what?
Echo: Yeah, you know. What you're worth when you're caught in a net.
Rex:
Rex: I'm sorry can you please explain that.
Echo: We were running out of fuel on our last assignment so we landed in a Separatist port and Hunter put on a disguise and turned Tech in. We got six thousand credits for him.
Rex: Six. Thousand?
Echo: Yeah, turns out he's the lowest-value option at the moment, but Wrecker said he got turned in the last time. He's worth ten thousand, because he's blown up, like, a ton of important stuff, apparently. Hunter and Cross are probably in the eleven to twelve k range but they can't agree on who's worth more.
Rex:
Rex: You sold your brother!!!???
Crosshair: *offscreen* Are you even brothers if you haven't sold each other once?
Tech: When we were cadets I sold Crosshair to Hunter for two credits.
Crosshair: Those were imaginary credits, Tech.
Tech: Which was the agreed-upon currency at the time. That transaction has never been voided, by the way. Legally, you still belong to Hunter.
Hunter: Please, void it. I don't want him anymore. Here, take your two fake credits.
Wrecker: Don't say that! Come here, Crosshair. I want you.
Rex: *still on the comm* YOU SOLD YOUR BROTHER?
Echo: We obviously got him back, Rex. Chill out. We fueled up in like ten minutes and went to retrieve him. He's fine.
Rex: So you sold him and then you stole him BACK?
Tech: Obviously. This squad would not survive without me for longer than the time it takes to refuel. That is why we usually sell Hunter or Wrecker. Additionally, they do not require extraction as they usually do that on their own.
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