insomni

Matching with my wife @curesite Gency art found on pinterest U-U

[fluffysheeps]

Flower cows! 🌼🐄

[stealingpotatoes]

discovered my aunt uses generative AI, day ruined

[gunpowdercarousel]

Bro are you FUCKING kidding me? I've literally spent YEARS corrupting the king's mind and turning him to the side of darkness and you just succeed ONE dialogue check and he's good again? Wtf is this shit? And did it seriously say Medium Difficulty? Are you fucking kidding? I gave up my favorite cursed amulet for Medium Difficulty? Come on, dude. This was such a fucking waste of time...

[zuyart]

Acceptance

[spicy-apple-pie]

I have not read the entirety of Batgirl yet, but if it doesn't have Cass cussing David out, I'm suing dc

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[feelaliveinthecity]

once spider man gains class consciousness it's over for yall

[marvelliteofmadness]

spiderman movies are usually about how it’s hard to be spiderman but bnd was about how it’s hard to be peter

[but-a-humble-goon]

Shiva being like "(sigh) I really miss Cassandra" not in any kind of motherly way just in that she's easily one of Shiva's favorite people to study by which I mean poke with a stick and also one of maybe two people on the planet who can give her a real fight. Which is... sort of like Shiva's version of loving someone.

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

Shiva misses Cassandra in the way a Tumblr user misses their favourite torment blorbo to put into situations.

[but-a-humble-goon]

Except in their case the feeling is mutual.

[spicy-apple-pie]

The idea that Tim and Damian raving about how good of a brother Dick is to them and Jason is sitting the corner remembering all the times that Dick farted in the batmobile and locked him in. Or how many headlocks he was put in and wet willies he got.

They might've got the ideal brother from Dick, but Jason got the authentic brother.

[lady-averie]

So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.

[oldshrewsburyian]

Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:

She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.

I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…

[lady-averie]

Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it

[captainjonnitkessler]

It is really, really funny that the new Spider-man movie decided to solve the "why is this one vigilante kid the only person in a world of superheroes tackling this threat" problem by stating that it's because Yelena Belova is currently in charge of deciding what rises to an Avengers-level threat and she mostly decides based on vibes. Immaculate. No notes.

[ca-3]

I bet Joker's diary is just about him realizing he's Bisexual 🫢🩷💜💙 or maybe athletes are just hot...

this all started because of some tweets I made lol

[dailaz]

[winterinhimring]

No, no, you don't get it. Frank took that shot to protect Peter. He thought that Jean had frozen Peter too and that there was nothing else he could do to stop her taking over the entire city and doing who knew what to everyone! And, notably, he waited until it really did look, from the outside, that Jean had won and that she wasn't listening to Peter. He gave Peter time to talk her down! No wonder he was devastated when Peter took the bullet instead. That's the kid he was trying to save!

[starlightshadowsworld]

The reveal of what VMAX was genuinely gave me chills and the fact that the director had no idea what it meant was nothing short of haunting. That’s how little Sarah Grey meant to him. That’s how little her life was worth to these people that they didn’t even know the last thing she saw in the room they killed her in.

It was the last thing she saw before she died and she gave that information to the last person who would care about it.

[19beyondgone49]

How does Peter Parker afford rent in BND?

I'm sure that rent is far down in MCU's NYC because of all the attacks and (literal) cannon events that happen there compared to the real world, and maybe there is a Marvel version of Mamdani, but how does Peter Parker afford rent?

*Spoilers below*

So we know he has lived in the same building for some time, but he has changed units after that one girl made a pass at him outside the elevator. We also know he has a good relationship with his landlord because he was able to change his unit without any fuss. However, a landlord is still a landlord. He will want rent

And besides being Spider-Man, the movie never shows Peter having another job.

No Dailey Bugle

No pizza delivery

Not even a vague online side hustle

Anyways, I would love to hear your thoughts below

[ins0mniax-0nline]

I headcanon he has a Spider-Man Patreon where people subscribe to get in-depth analysis of his fights, swinging videos, custom video messages, health updates, and other Spider-Man type rewards

[tizeline]

"But Tiz, Jason isn't wearing his helmet in the new com-" SSSHHHHhhhhh shut up I dont care he should wear it 🫵