[muffled rap music]

I’ve always believed in transcendental niggas and ethereal black girls. he/him

[the-poppy-outie-effect]

I'm emotional ok

[bobobkins]

brainworms can do infinite crime 

[insertepithethere]

I wrote this for a girl who changed my life a year ago today.

Good morning angel. But, maybe I shouldn’t call you that because that makes you a celestial being and puts you on par with the stars and baby you’re more explosive than a star, fuck the movie stars, you’re more gorgeous than Eden before the fall and the only falling we’re doing is in love and into each other, baby you turn me on faster than I can turn on a new Nintendo on Christmas, and you’re more stable then Jesus’ birth. We don’t need a father, I’ll just give you a son, and I don’t know how holy my spirit is, but I know it’s lifted when I turn over in the morning and there you are blessing me with your presence. And maybe it’s just for the present, but you are the greatest present, greater than that Nintendo, greater than that garden, and greater than the stars that the gods painted in the sky for us mere mortals, baby you are mine and I am yours, and ours is the kingdom, and I will glorify you if you just give me to power to be your everlasting light.

[insertepithethere]

I wrote this 9 years ago and have been looking for it since. Young me was really in love I guess.

[insertepithethere]

A memorial service.

mourning the death of an old relationship, while taking shelter in the confines of a new, is tricky business because Lord knows the sex is great.

But Lord knows,

I make mistakes.

especially while mourning in the confines of a new.

[insertepithethere]

A quest is a journey in which, by the end, the hero is fundamentally changed. In order to complete the quest, the hero must do something they would not have been able to do at the start.

[darth--nickels]

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

[darth--nickels]

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

[calamari-chaos]

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

[darth--nickels]

Friend I was here for the bone stealing witch. Even as the sun and moon hid their eyes and averted their gaze I saw the witch walk without fear of the laws of God nor man and steal those bones and sell them on etsy. The amputated toe. The breast milk jewelry. A man who against any law of heaven desires to own another human as a pet reblogged my star wars discourse posts. You want to talk about racefaking cannibal mermaids?? Bah! How many kickstarter scams for cartoons that sounded unbearably twee have come and gone? How many stars risen and fallen? I remember when this site had a sizable userbase of meth enthusiast who just posted aesthic shots of their stash and rigs. Where are those crank aficionados now? Gone like so many others. And yet I remain! 

And when I tell you that twitter is worse than any of that you should heed my words!! 

[anonymouscomrade]

#DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH#I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

[sixpenceee]

Time lapse of 2 Queen Of The Night (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) blooms

[eyezehuhh]

[will-x-vi]

😒.

[pearlmarley]

LMFAO

[insertepithethere]

Just signed the lease on my first apartment! I wanted to die a couple months ago but things turned around.

[insertepithethere]

If anyone knows how to decorate an apartment, please dm me

[insertepithethere]

Just signed the lease on my first apartment! I wanted to die a couple months ago but things turned around.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[insertepithethere]

Please go follow Muntadhar on Twitter, he is so nice

[insertepithethere]

Finally emerged from quarantine

[hellhour]

compilation of defaced racist monuments feel free to add more!

[tepkunset]

Queen Victoria bonus round -

And a John A. MacDonald bonus round for the road -

[insertepithethere]

I literally get sick to my stomach when I see people who are in a happy relationship. Ugh fuck you and your happiness, you can absolutely fuck off elsewhere with that

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[amndomepiece]

Someone please save me

[n8-draws]

Here's some models from the avatar art book!

[firelordtzuko]

Meanwhile there’s Zuko with his Kardashian sized wardrobe

[homiedepot]