grand snack fuckyeah

find me elsewhere on the internet HERE this is mostly me being depressed but sometimes not sometimes i write things i post about whatever the hell i feel like pretty much block #depressedcomrade if you don't want to put up with my shit check out my ao3 for Homestuck fic if you want sorry for being such a fucking downer all the time nazi punks fuck off

[anonymouscomrade]

i made a carrd with my links just in case the rumors about tumblr circling the drain turn out to be more than us running around screaming about how the sky is falling again

not that i have a lot of other places i'm active but y'know, just in case

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

[anonymouscomrade]

they would have crucified you for saying this on tumblr 12 years ago

[anonymouscomrade]

imagine if they made a new Halo: ODST game and one of the characters was a talking, wisecracking sandwich named Jim

[anonymouscomrade]

historians in the 2100s are going to do entire dissertations about the damage Marvel movies did to human storytelling

[anonymouscomrade]

imagine if they made a new Halo: ODST game and one of the characters was a talking, wisecracking sandwich named Jim

[anonymouscomrade]

[anonymouscomrade]

why don't videogames have kabuki guys who attack by whipping their hair at you anymore

[anonymouscomrade]

if i ever start using botting tools in ffxiv it'll be for something stupid like automatically playing cuff-a-cur in the golden saucer while i'm at work

[anonymouscomrade]

every leadup to the fourth of july means the store is full of disposable kitshy crap but this is the 250th and it's so much worse this year. can't walk ten feet at work without seeing a display full of plastic red white and blue bullshit and knowing like 90% of it might get used or worn exactly once before immediately being put in the landfill where it'll stay until the sun swallows the earth, the other 10% being hoarded by morons who think cheap overproduced plastic garbage will be worth anything in their lifetimes

[depsidase]

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[changeling-spoonie-selfship]

LMFAOOOOO

[anonymouscomrade]

not only did i make Ray and Roast Beef miis in Tomodachi Life, i also managed to jury-rig authentic Achewood mouth flaps for them

[anonymouscomrade]

so like

huge HP pool AND headshots are less effective AND immune to knockback AND secondary fire is a huge fuckoff laser that pierces and knocks down flyers AND everything he does inflicts bleed including the laser AND all damage INCLUDING bleed has LIFESTEAL AND his attacks hit harder if you're already bleeding AND he has a huge forcefield that stops all projectiles that he can just deploy whenever he fucking wants AND any damage you DO manage to put on him won't give you as much meter for your ult AND his only team-up at the moment encourages chuds to insta-lock on Punisher and refuse to learn how any other character works AND he can bite you and pick you up and fling you wherever

did... did they playtest Devil Dinosaur at all

[anonymouscomrade]

part of following a character tag on tumblr is regularly seeing posts all "check out my [character] redesign!" and the redesign is like

[anonymouscomrade]

some high schooler who still thinks jacking off is evil despite being in the middle of a reddit atheist phase will be like "i'm tired of the gooners besmirching the good name of my comfort character 😭😭😭 so i drew her in the frumpiest, most 50's-church-lady clothes you've ever seen in your life" and you go to look and their comfort character is Yoko Littner or Rouge the Bat or Morrigan Aensland or anyone from Nikke

[anonymouscomrade]

i haven't watched Gameoverse but like... have you seen twitter lately

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[depsidase]

[anonymouscomrade]

ah. well there's a sentence you find in a sixth-grade social studies book right between mentions of Teapot Dome and Watergate