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I'm Paola.18. "Life Begins At The End Of Your Comfort Zone"

[anangstyblackgirl]

The moment my ovaries exploded. Mark Taylor as young Gene Donovan in Seventeen Again. 

[insomnia-nights321]

You all are bitches aka everyone

[johnkrasinski-deactivated201305]

[rickgrimesbabyface]

If you say this episode didn’t change your life you are a liar

[berrybbaby-deactivated20251031]

[stability]

[awwww-cute]

[maiman19]

[octopussoir-]

[brandiglanville]

me

[marauders4evr]

Remember when Patrick’s occasional stupidity was used to create really clever and funny, albeit random, scenes? Remember when he wasn’t flanderized into being an idiot without any personality? Remember when Spongebob used to be funny? Remember when the episodes used to be good? Remember. Remember the good Spongebobs. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. Remember who you are. Remember.

[jdbkdjwd-deactivated20170603]

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

[itstimetoddduel-deactivated2017]

[sexlesslovers]

[meanplastic]

Lorde is out of control

[pleasepongo]

Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

[fight-0ff-yourdem0ns]

U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

[death-list-five]

Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

[calamity-cain]

God bless this post pls share it far & wide

[thenerdyconundrum]

Wow didn’t know any of th that

[timid]

[brendenfraser]

[freekumdress]

they’re going AT it

[gemini]

I’m screaming

[lejazzhot]

[redlove3]

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

[tyleroakley]

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

[kateordie]

My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.