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Best known for his film Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Moive. Alpha Bro for rp AU, Servitudestuck. Wililng to rp outside of it if you want. ;) About | History | Relationships | Kinks

[insufferablefilmgod]

(on a brief hiatus as i rush on cosplays for convention will be back in little over week)

[insufferablefilmgod]

Hot Drunken Messes

[drunkenhaxor]

She flinched a bit at the mention of her mother’s name, but quickly pushed the thoughts aside and continued smiling at David. Maybe the distinctive traits he was talking about were their eyes? Who knows.

His glasses kept her from seeing his eyes, so his sudden movement towards her was a bit startling, but she didn’t move back. “What a coincidence, I think it’s pretty attractive too,” she winked, blowing him a kiss.

[insufferablefilmgod]

David laughed as she blew him the kiss. He liked a girl who was flirty. He leaned back into his chair and took another swig of his whiskey.

"So what’s a pretty girl like you doing at this shit bar, if you don’t mind me asking?" David asked. "I mean, I almost didn’t wanna step in here at first, but really a bar’s a bar to me. As long as it has liquor, I’m good."

[drunkenhaxor]

Roxy took another drink of her Screwdriver, though it actually ended with her downing the rest of it and ordering another one. She shrugged at David. “I was outa alcohol in my sylladex and this was the closest place.” 

She ran her eyes over him quickly, checking out the older man. It was a guilty pleasure of hers. She really did like older men.

[insufferablefilmgod]

"Haha same." David laughed. "Oh, bartender, put her drink on my tab and grab me another whiskey!"

David sipped the last of his drink.  He noticed her slightly checking him out. This was definitely going in his favor if he worked it right.

"You know, I honestly don't understand how they don't put a bar in that slave place. Like you have all these little luxurious places for us masters to do shit, but not a damn bar? Shit...we need need drinks after some of shit we gotta deal with."

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

>Meet the Star Strider

[insufferablefilmgod]

"You know…I was done…but then you fucked that up. So now here we are again,” David said picking up a few of the needles.

David walked over to Karkat and squatted down to his chest.

"You know right underneath your rib cage is very painful points," David said and stuck one needle in Karkat’s skin right there. "Hit’s a nice little painful nerve."

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

Karkat tensed up at the sight of the needles, gritting his teeth as he came over. He tried to suppress how terrified he looked, but oh god that looked like it was going to be painful- And it was. He let out a cry of pain, squirming and hissing at how close the needle was to his sensitive, bright red grub scars. He was immediately regretting everything.

[insufferablefilmgod]

"Let's just line underneath your ribs with these," David said starting to stick them in one by one.

He down at the troll with his shirt almost covering his face to see him wincing in pain and smirk.

Serves the brat right.

"You know these scars...are they sensitive?" David said trailing a finger across the troll's scars.

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

>Meet the Star Strider

[insufferablefilmgod]

David squatted down to the troll’s level and gave his chest a little push a little push to make him swing.

"You know we got like 15 minutes before auctions really start….” David said. “Do you ever watch Eastern Earth horror movies?”

David stood up and walked over to a shelf in the corner.

"There’s this classic by Takashi Miike called Audition," David grabbed a wooden long box off the shelf and walked over to his table. "And the movie starts off seemingly like a normal movie and doesn’t even go into the horror aspect til the last part of it, but there’s this infamous scene where the woman who’s dating the main character does pretty much an acupuncture torture on his on his body."

David opened a box filled with long needles and ran his hand across them.

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

"No, no I fucking don’t bother with shitty earth movies because they’re made by stupid humans who have a ridiculous concept of romance and movies without romance are shitty," he sneered. "I don’t really give a shit about other movies." He tensed up at the sight, squirming and struggling more, his ankles starting to hurt a little now. Thank god he had his clothes back on at least. “Let me the fuck down already,” he growled. “You’ve done enough goddamn damage.”

[insufferablefilmgod]

"You know...I was done...but then you fucked that up. So now here we are again," David said picking up a few of the needles.

David walked over to Karkat and squatted down to his chest.

"You know right underneath your rib cage is very painful points," David said and stuck one needle in Karkat's skin right there. "Hit's a nice little painful nerve."

[insufferablefilmgod]

Bro Rivalry

This shit blew. After the bullshit of having to be being Dave's slave last time, David was hoping he'd finally get to be a master. But did that happen? Fuck no. Now David was being carted off by the guards again to some master.

David struggled a little bit as the bots dragged him, but got a slight zap.

"Fuck!" David cursed giving up.

God he hoped this wasn't gonna be as bad as last time.

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

>Meet the Star Strider

[insufferablefilmgod]

David unexpectedly felt an hit to his face. And watched troll come up and tried threatening him and kicked him in the balls. David groaned at the kick.

That little shit! He really fucked up now!

David got up silently slightly limping and walked over and turned the lever to raise his handcuff chain so it was it’s orignal height. He then suddenlly ran behind the troll as he was dressing and did sweep kick to knock the troll off his feet. He then grabbed the trolls by the ankles and lifted him off the ground upside down.

"BIG mistake buddy," David said used the cuffs now to handcuff the trolls feet so the troll was now hanging upside down.

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

Karkat had felt pretty satisfied with himself at the kick, knowing the Strider damn well deserved it for acting like an asshole like that. However, what he didn’t expect was falling on his ass, then being hung upside down by his ankles. He immediately snarled and squirmed, gritting his teeth. “Let me the fuck go!” he snapped at him, red eyes locking on those stupid shades he wore, practically bristling with anger. He tried to lean up, scraping at the cuffs and tugging but getting nowhere, kicking and struggling but ending up just hanging upside down again, snarling up at the strider, his shirt sliding to expose his chest as he hung. “Put. Me. Down. Now.”

[insufferablefilmgod]

David squatted down to the troll's leverl and gave his chest a little push a little push to make him swing.

"You know we got like 15 minutes before auctions really start...." David said. "Do you ever watch Eastern Earth horror movies?"

David stood up and walked over to a shelf in the corner.

"There's this classic by Takashi Miike called Audition," David grabbed a wooden long box off the shelf and walked over to his table. "And the movie starts off seemingly like a normal movie and doesn't even go into the horror aspect til the last part of it, but there's this infamous scene where the woman who's dating the main character does pretty much an acupuncture torture on his on his body."

David opened a box filled with long needles and ran his hand across them.

[insufferablefilmgod]

I actually never been in the alpha bro tag til today....

O M G I LOVE IT

[notacorpse-deactivated20150606]

Disclaimer: Smoking isn’t cool, kids. Alpha Dave is.

[294693637297463-deactivated2015]

EEEEEeeeyyyyy, did u guy’s know it’s sleii’s birthday, well it definitely is, happy birthday gurllllll here are guardian striders going at it

[madragingven]

i am not your friend

i am not your lover

i am not your family

x

[bootysenpie]

hot guardians.png

[breadwitch]

For  madragingven who wanted me to draw ‘all the Striders’ It was originally a Strider hug train and then it apparently derailed and became this…whatever this is.

[alubenket]

happy late birthday sleii! dave is three sheets to the wind.

[striderzest-deactivated20160324]

Alpha Dave drives a vintage 1969 Ford Mustang and no one will convince me otherwise.

he’s got a thing for classic cars yo

[insufferablefilmgod]

omg yes

[paperdollteeth-deactivated20181]

guardian striders who piss each other off are the b est

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

>Meet the Star Strider

[insufferablefilmgod]

"Unfornuately, for you, you have no choice on who rents you out," David said. "And you’ll have to sit in that room every auction, praying I’m not the one who throws all their money at you."

David got up and put on his pants, and then went and grabbed the keys off the wall. He walked over to Karkat and unlocked the handcuffs.

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

Karkat tensed up at that, frozen where he sat. It was like a repeat with his father, hoping every single second that he wouldn’t be auctioned to him. He was going to live not only in fear of his father, but this Strider too. No. No he wasn’t about to let that happen. He growled, and the second the handcuffs we unlocked he delivered a hard punch right to the Strider’s nose, sending him back a bit as he got up, outright glaring at him and watching him fall back onto his ass. He went over and pressed his foot to his crotch, snarling. “Don’t you /ever/-” he pressed his foot more for emphasis, “think you can get away with this again. I should be ripping you to shreds right now you no good lousy trash.” He gave him a swift kick to the crotch, before turning around and getting himself dressed again, despite the gross feeling in his nook and how gross he felt over all. He figured he’d take a shower when he got back. “Get the fuck up and take me back. Now.”

[insufferablefilmgod]

David unexpectedly felt an hit to his face. And watched troll come up and tried threatening him and kicked him in the balls. David groaned at the kick.

That little shit! He really fucked up now!

David got up silently slightly limping and walked over and turned the lever to raise his handcuff chain so it was it's orignal height. He then suddenlly ran behind the troll as he was dressing and did sweep kick to knock the troll off his feet. He then grabbed the trolls by the ankles and lifted him off the ground upside down.

"BIG mistake buddy," David said used the cuffs now to handcuff the trolls feet so the troll was now hanging upside down.

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

>Meet the Star Strider

[insufferablefilmgod]

David laughed and pulled out and wiped some of his dick off on the side of the troll’s leg.

"ooo…I’m worse than your daddy issues? I’m honored," David teased. "You know, I had a lot of fun today. I think I’ll rent you out first chance I get."

David gave Karkat a wink.

[carcinicgeneticist-deactivated2]

God he hated this guy in the most platonic, hateful sense of the word hate. 0/10 would not fuck again. If there was a goddamn site for rating sex he would rate this shithead the lowest he possibly could. He glared at him as he wiped his dick off, disgusted and shaking his head. before tensing at his words. “No. No absolutely not. You are /not/ renting me. You are never /going/ to rent me, ever. I’m not living through this nightmare again.” He sat up then, grumbling. “Take the goddamn shackles off, I want to go the fuck home.”

[insufferablefilmgod]

"Unfornuately, for you, you have no choice on who rents you out," David said. "And you'll have to sit in that room every auction, praying I'm not the one who throws all their money at you."

David got up and put on his pants, and then went and grabbed the keys off the wall. He walked over to Karkat and unlocked the handcuffs.