INTERDIMENSIONAL GLOWING ORB!!!!

OH HELLO! IM INTERDIMENSIONAL GLOWING ORB! I'M HERE ON TUMBLR FOR ONE REASON: VERBAL HARASSMENT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (this is an oc rp blog belonging to @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb and this oc is a lil fucked up in the brain so if he says fucked up shit that's just his character lol) NUMBER ONE CLOWN HATER FUCK YOU JIGGY CURRENT KILL COUNT:93,236,544,296,691 LOOKS LIKE YOU WANT TO BE 93,236,544,296,692ND!!! PROUD OWNER OF THREE GOLD STARS FROM A GIRL CALLED MABEL! ⭐⭐⭐

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE MYSELF NOW!!

MY NAME IS

[CONNECTION TERMINATED]

I'm sorry Elizabeth, if you- wait wrong script-

Hi, I'm God Mod! Do you realise you're interacting with an interdimensional terrorist? This guy has over 93 trillion kills, you know. He's responsible for killing his wife and son, and he's in a very long lasting conflict with a clown named Jiggy. He isn't important though. He's very impulsive and will probably threaten you if you interact with him, so be warned. Anything he says is an empty threat... Most of the time. Remember: DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU DON'T LIKE MURDER AND GORE!! Well, you were warned, but if you still want to talk to this... Orb... Go right ahead.

- @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb

[CONNECTION RE-ESTABLISHED]

AND THEN I SAID "WOMP WOMP" AND KILLED HER! HAHAHAHAHA!

[floralstorms]

how do you feel about francis paradox

oH MY GOD FRANCIS PARADOXO MEMTJONNED IMMBUTNAHDHBHFEBDJFJNER FRNANCIS POAIRKAKDIXM MMYRQNR FRANCAKE FRANKCKSIS FRANCNI FRANCY PANTS FRANCIS PARAKKDOC S FRANCIS PANCIS FRANPISS FROOTLOOPARADOX FRABBYALICIOUS FRANNHYCNDISIS MENTIONE

he’s neat :-)

[ramdotnet]

yeah buddy?

[floralstorms]

yeau.h.. don’t .look atm.e..

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

I FEEL YOU

[francisparadox]

you know... igo has a cruuuushhh on youuuuuuu...

he.. he what? haha-

you anons are so silly sometimes. he said we're just friends.. i wouldn't want to push that boundary.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

COUGH

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

- @francisparadox TBOTS

OH, TBOTS. YOU'RE NOT WRONG! BUT IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!!

[francisparadox]

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT? HOW DO YOU THINK I KNOW?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

YOU MAKE A FAIR POINT!

I ASSUME SINCE YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT, FRANSY ISN'T DOING SO HOT..?

TELL HIM I'M GIVING HIM A METAPHORICAL, PLATONIC, NOT-AT-ALL-ROMANTIC-IN-ANY-WAY KISS, PLEASE...

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

- @francisparadox TBOTS

OH, TBOTS. YOU'RE NOT WRONG! BUT IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!!

[neptunefairytales]

Pondering his orb, of course . . . (✧ω✧)

[grc-digital-archives]

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

David.

He ponders you, orb.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

STOP THAT YOU FICKLE SPINACH MUNCHING TWAT

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

IN HONOUR OF THE IDES OF MARCH, I WILL STAB EVERY MULTIVERSAL VARIANT OF JULIUS CAESAR!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHGHGGGHGGGGHHGHHH

THE SWEET SOUND OF MY VICTIMS!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

I FELL OUT OF THE TREE

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

I'M IN A TREE BABYYYYYY!!!

[francisparadox]

FRANSYYYY!!~

IT'S ALMOST THAT ONE VEEEEERY SPECIAL DAY!

VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

SO THE QUESTION IS... WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE, FRANSY?~

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

Oh..! Of course I'll be your Valentine, orb. Unfortunately i will be working that day so we can't go out, but we can go out the day after!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[francisparadox]

Oh dear..! Are you alright?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

PEACHY!

[francisparadox]

FRANSYYYY!!~

IT'S ALMOST THAT ONE VEEEEERY SPECIAL DAY!

VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

SO THE QUESTION IS... WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE, FRANSY?~

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

Oh..! Of course I'll be your Valentine, orb. Unfortunately i will be working that day so we can't go out, but we can go out the day after!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[francisparadox]

HIYA FRANSY!! ..AGAIN.

HOW'S THE PARTY BEEN?

...I SEE YOU'VE RESTRAINED THE TRIANGLE.

*he glances up at the ceiling before quickly looking away*

I'VE EATEN ALMOST EVERY COOKIE!

HEHEHE...

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

The party has been nice. I do regret bringing bill along though.

Oh? How did they all taste?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

VERY VERY VERY SUGARY!!!!

I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH...

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THOUGH!

*once again, he glances up at the ceiling, looking a little bit nervous*

[francisparadox]

Oh, well thats not good. Maybe you should go get a bit of water?

*he doesn't seem to be getting the hint..*

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

OH, NO, I'LL BE FINE!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*he is INCREDIBLY NERVOUS, repeatedly glancing up at the ceiling to make sure he's indeed seeing what he's seeing*

[francisparadox]

Are you alright..? You seem nervous. If you need we can step away for a bit.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he sighs and facepalms*

FRANCIS. THERE'S MISTLETOE ABOVE US.

[francisparadox]

*he goes silent. Glancing up to confirm that there was indeed a mistletoe above them.*

Oh..!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

W-WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO-

B-BUT, LIKE...

I DON'T MIND...

[francisparadox]

*he slowly bends down to igos level. Face already glowing a faint shade of purple.*

Do you want to..? Because i wouldn't mind.

*he clears his throat*

If thats Okay.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he takes in a deep breath before grabbing Francis by the collar and kissing him on the cheek. The kiss lasts a while before IGO pulls back, his face bright pink*

AHAHA!

THAT WAS!

REALLY NICE...

[francisparadox]

*Francis silently stares at igo for a few moments, before his eye morphs into a mouth and their lips are colliding.*

*after a bit, Francis pulls back, eye going back to normal as he gives igo a satisfied expression.*

Merry Christmas, orb.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

YOU TOO...

DOCTOR~

[francisparadox]

*he pauses, the purple glow growing stronger by the second.*

You're playing a dangerous game there, orb. you sure you wanna go down that route~?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

MMMM, WELL...

YOU SEEM TO LIKE IT!~

AND I'M WILLING TO TAKE A FEW RISKS, FRANSY~

*he's almost glowing pink*

[francisparadox]

*Francis chuckles a bit.*

I guess i can spare a few moments.. come on orb, lets find somewhere more private.

*he stands, then lifts igo so that hes holding the orb close to his chest.*

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

EHEHEHEHE...

OKAY, DOCTOR~

[francisparadox]

HIYA FRANSY!! ..AGAIN.

HOW'S THE PARTY BEEN?

...I SEE YOU'VE RESTRAINED THE TRIANGLE.

*he glances up at the ceiling before quickly looking away*

I'VE EATEN ALMOST EVERY COOKIE!

HEHEHE...

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

The party has been nice. I do regret bringing bill along though.

Oh? How did they all taste?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

VERY VERY VERY SUGARY!!!!

I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH...

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THOUGH!

*once again, he glances up at the ceiling, looking a little bit nervous*

[francisparadox]

Oh, well thats not good. Maybe you should go get a bit of water?

*he doesn't seem to be getting the hint..*

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

OH, NO, I'LL BE FINE!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*he is INCREDIBLY NERVOUS, repeatedly glancing up at the ceiling to make sure he's indeed seeing what he's seeing*

[francisparadox]

Are you alright..? You seem nervous. If you need we can step away for a bit.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he sighs and facepalms*

FRANCIS. THERE'S MISTLETOE ABOVE US.

[francisparadox]

*he goes silent. Glancing up to confirm that there was indeed a mistletoe above them.*

Oh..!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

W-WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO-

B-BUT, LIKE...

I DON'T MIND...

[francisparadox]

*he slowly bends down to igos level. Face already glowing a faint shade of purple.*

Do you want to..? Because i wouldn't mind.

*he clears his throat*

If thats Okay.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he takes in a deep breath before grabbing Francis by the collar and kissing him on the cheek. The kiss lasts a while before IGO pulls back, his face bright pink*

AHAHA!

THAT WAS!

REALLY NICE...

[francisparadox]

*Francis silently stares at igo for a few moments, before his eye morphs into a mouth and their lips are colliding.*

*after a bit, Francis pulls back, eye going back to normal as he gives igo a satisfied expression.*

Merry Christmas, orb.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

YOU TOO...

DOCTOR~

[francisparadox]

*he pauses, the purple glow growing stronger by the second.*

You're playing a dangerous game there, orb. you sure you wanna go down that route~?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

MMMM, WELL...

YOU SEEM TO LIKE IT!~

AND I'M WILLING TO TAKE A FEW RISKS, FRANSY~

*he's almost glowing pink*

[francisparadox]

HIYA FRANSY!! ..AGAIN.

HOW'S THE PARTY BEEN?

...I SEE YOU'VE RESTRAINED THE TRIANGLE.

*he glances up at the ceiling before quickly looking away*

I'VE EATEN ALMOST EVERY COOKIE!

HEHEHE...

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

The party has been nice. I do regret bringing bill along though.

Oh? How did they all taste?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

VERY VERY VERY SUGARY!!!!

I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH...

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THOUGH!

*once again, he glances up at the ceiling, looking a little bit nervous*

[francisparadox]

Oh, well thats not good. Maybe you should go get a bit of water?

*he doesn't seem to be getting the hint..*

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

OH, NO, I'LL BE FINE!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*he is INCREDIBLY NERVOUS, repeatedly glancing up at the ceiling to make sure he's indeed seeing what he's seeing*

[francisparadox]

Are you alright..? You seem nervous. If you need we can step away for a bit.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he sighs and facepalms*

FRANCIS. THERE'S MISTLETOE ABOVE US.

[francisparadox]

*he goes silent. Glancing up to confirm that there was indeed a mistletoe above them.*

Oh..!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

W-WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO-

B-BUT, LIKE...

I DON'T MIND...

[francisparadox]

*he slowly bends down to igos level. Face already glowing a faint shade of purple.*

Do you want to..? Because i wouldn't mind.

*he clears his throat*

If thats Okay.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he takes in a deep breath before grabbing Francis by the collar and kissing him on the cheek. The kiss lasts a while before IGO pulls back, his face bright pink*

AHAHA!

THAT WAS!

REALLY NICE...

[francisparadox]

*Francis silently stares at igo for a few moments, before his eye morphs into a mouth and their lips are colliding.*

*after a bit, Francis pulls back, eye going back to normal as he gives igo a satisfied expression.*

Merry Christmas, orb.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

YOU TOO...

DOCTOR~

[francisparadox]

HIYA FRANSY!! ..AGAIN.

HOW'S THE PARTY BEEN?

...I SEE YOU'VE RESTRAINED THE TRIANGLE.

*he glances up at the ceiling before quickly looking away*

I'VE EATEN ALMOST EVERY COOKIE!

HEHEHE...

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

The party has been nice. I do regret bringing bill along though.

Oh? How did they all taste?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

VERY VERY VERY SUGARY!!!!

I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH...

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THOUGH!

*once again, he glances up at the ceiling, looking a little bit nervous*

[francisparadox]

Oh, well thats not good. Maybe you should go get a bit of water?

*he doesn't seem to be getting the hint..*

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

OH, NO, I'LL BE FINE!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*he is INCREDIBLY NERVOUS, repeatedly glancing up at the ceiling to make sure he's indeed seeing what he's seeing*

[francisparadox]

Are you alright..? You seem nervous. If you need we can step away for a bit.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he sighs and facepalms*

FRANCIS. THERE'S MISTLETOE ABOVE US.

[francisparadox]

*he goes silent. Glancing up to confirm that there was indeed a mistletoe above them.*

Oh..!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

W-WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO-

B-BUT, LIKE...

I DON'T MIND...

[francisparadox]

*he slowly bends down to igos level. Face already glowing a faint shade of purple.*

Do you want to..? Because i wouldn't mind.

*he clears his throat*

If thats Okay.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he takes in a deep breath before grabbing Francis by the collar and kissing him on the cheek. The kiss lasts a while before IGO pulls back, his face bright pink*

AHAHA!

THAT WAS!

REALLY NICE...

[francisparadox]

HIYA FRANSY!! ..AGAIN.

HOW'S THE PARTY BEEN?

...I SEE YOU'VE RESTRAINED THE TRIANGLE.

*he glances up at the ceiling before quickly looking away*

I'VE EATEN ALMOST EVERY COOKIE!

HEHEHE...

@interdimensional-glowing-orb

The party has been nice. I do regret bringing bill along though.

Oh? How did they all taste?

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

VERY VERY VERY SUGARY!!!!

I CAN'T FEEL MY MOUTH...

THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THOUGH!

*once again, he glances up at the ceiling, looking a little bit nervous*

[francisparadox]

Oh, well thats not good. Maybe you should go get a bit of water?

*he doesn't seem to be getting the hint..*

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

OH, NO, I'LL BE FINE!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*he is INCREDIBLY NERVOUS, repeatedly glancing up at the ceiling to make sure he's indeed seeing what he's seeing*

[francisparadox]

Are you alright..? You seem nervous. If you need we can step away for a bit.

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

*he sighs and facepalms*

FRANCIS. THERE'S MISTLETOE ABOVE US.

[francisparadox]

*he goes silent. Glancing up to confirm that there was indeed a mistletoe above them.*

Oh..!

[interdimensional-glowing-orb]

W-WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO-

B-BUT, LIKE...

I DON'T MIND...