✨Alir✨

Moscow's best pickpocket circa 1875!

[commissionsdarian]

@thehumancaptchatest Can you come help with paperwork real quick? If I have to write off another of this guy’s NDAs, I’m going to consider actually going into his temple of doom office

[internationalsuperspyalir]

goofy 😔😔😔

[ghostlygravekeeper]

How many shots would it take for you to sleep with Alir?

Alir?

Shit idk, we'd need to hang out more before I can guess anything-

[internationalsuperspyalir]

6 is the right answer i think 😁

[ghostlygravekeeper]

☝️ Here's your answer

[ghostlygravekeeper]

How many shots would it take for you to sleep with Alir?

Alir?

Shit idk, we'd need to hang out more before I can guess anything-

[internationalsuperspyalir]

6 is the right answer i think 😁

[internationalsuperspyalir]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

You know what, fairly sure Alir's free right now. I'll see if they want to come hang out with you

Yes! tha k you!!

[internationalsuperspyalir]

getting ready now, see u soooon 😁😁

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

pkay im tokin mate lmao what want 🥴🥺

[internationalsuperspyalir]

i have absolutely no idea what u just said! Come on, it's waffle house time 😎🙏

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

okay, but we' can nog fight? we can be friendsa, and ... eat... smoke?

[internationalsuperspyalir]

huh?? no we're not fighting. I don't smoke tho, that's why we're getting waffles. At the waffle house. where waffles are made. to eat. yes?

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

... cant we go to dennys?? without the fight but anh waffle house must be fine yah

waffles ok lets goo

[internationalsuperspyalir]

That's why we cant go to Denny's 😕☹️ Denny's is for fights

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

You know what, fairly sure Alir's free right now. I'll see if they want to come hang out with you

Yes! tha k you!!

[internationalsuperspyalir]

getting ready now, see u soooon 😁😁

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

pkay im tokin mate lmao what want 🥴🥺

[internationalsuperspyalir]

i have absolutely no idea what u just said! Come on, it's waffle house time 😎🙏

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

okay, but we' can nog fight? we can be friendsa, and ... eat... smoke?

[internationalsuperspyalir]

huh?? no we're not fighting. I don't smoke tho, that's why we're getting waffles. At the waffle house. where waffles are made. to eat. yes?

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

You know what, fairly sure Alir's free right now. I'll see if they want to come hang out with you

Yes! tha k you!!

[internationalsuperspyalir]

getting ready now, see u soooon 😁😁

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

pkay im tokin mate lmao what want 🥴🥺

[internationalsuperspyalir]

i have absolutely no idea what u just said! Come on, it's waffle house time 😎🙏

[myeyesblurry-deactivated2025053]

You know what, fairly sure Alir's free right now. I'll see if they want to come hang out with you

Yes! tha k you!!

[internationalsuperspyalir]

getting ready now, see u soooon 😁😁

[internationalsuperspyalir]

nobody try blue eyeliner omg

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Bet I can pull it off better than you

[ghostlygravekeeper]

i did not

[internationalsuperspyalir]

LOSERRRRRR

[internationalsuperspyalir]

nobody try blue eyeliner omg

[internationalsuperspyalir]

summer reads xxx

[internationalsuperspyalir]

✏️- Random fact about yourself.

my friends already know this but I'm a dirt biker and cyclist

i do these trails in forests where u have to bike down steep jumps and these contests where u bike down a course set up in a town

its all very good very fun I would recommend!!

[internationalsuperspyalir]

🙈 - What makes you shy?

i dont actually know! pretty people id guess??

maybe when people get me presents? i have little idea how to respond to it

[internationalsuperspyalir]

👌 - Best friend?

oooooo god dont do that to me 😨😵

dari and mark obvious answer and then there's our lovely friends Naomi(🥺💕) and Rhys and then there's my friend group Charlie, Dawn and Freulan!

[internationalsuperspyalir]

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

world peace! 🥺✌️🌈✨

or some of those pretty pinterest knives 🔪✨

[internationalsuperspyalir]

☝ - How tall are you?

5'6ft

i think??

[avnai]

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