internet girlfriend

pay your respects to the vultures, for they are your future.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this image is so raw and real. ive been thinking about it for weeks

[ironpour]

[bizarrism-deactivated20210929]

The Soul assaulted by demons. Jean de Castel, Le Specule des pecheurs. Northern France ~ ca.1470

[deathandmysticism]

[deathandmysticism]

Source and origin of monks,  1545

[pyrlspite]

open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

[cybercrimer]

unlimited super salad.

[pyrlspite]

hmm.

unlimited super salad.

[tardigradetheking]

god evening sir my name is benny ill be your wai*

Optimus? I thought you were dead.

[pyrlspite]

benny?

…

you have to let me go, benny.

the crash was 4 years ago.

it wasn’t your fault.

[hayleykisappho]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake, you were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[micahulrichdraws]

Everything in balance, dearest.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

haggis, lord farquad, and…

marty the blob

[portaltwo-deactivated20190224]

i just really cannot believe this fucking thing exists imagine making a robot this built and its purpose is to play table tennis

[sloppystyle]

walk around the club fuck all life

[goblinization]

wife fucker 9000

[strangemonochromes]

Berserk (ベルセルク) // Kentaro Miura

[luminous-void]

Leigh McCloskey, Emergence of the Watcher Language, c. 2003

[izzyzangwill]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

that actor from full house bribed USC officials so her White-Mediocrity™ instagram star daughter could get into college and: 

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 

[borzoidaily]

[timefortigers]

??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

[catbountry]

This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.

[stardustjuniper-888]

There I painted it.

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

[tinymilkbastard]

I fuck in the ass my Pringles

[keanureevesimagines]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“In March I’ll be rested, caught up and human.”

— Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. February 1953

[gleanling]

Kung-Fu Master! - Agnes Varda (1988)