mage + neptune

it's finally time i use this blog again

[bloodforvampanon]

Wife

What

[internetinquisitors]

Chicken buttHAHAGAYAGAHAHAGAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHWWQ

[bloodforvampanon]

MEAN

[internetinquisitors]

im so nice what

[bloodforvampanon]

not true :(

[internetinquisitors]

how comes 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bloodforvampanon]

Because u TRICKED me

[internetinquisitors]

nahhhh

[bloodforvampanon]

Wife

What

[internetinquisitors]

Chicken buttHAHAGAYAGAHAHAGAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHWWQ

[bloodforvampanon]

MEAN

[internetinquisitors]

im so nice what

[bloodforvampanon]

not true :(

[internetinquisitors]

how comes 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bloodforvampanon]

Wife

What

[internetinquisitors]

Chicken buttHAHAGAYAGAHAHAGAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHWWQ

[bloodforvampanon]

MEAN

[internetinquisitors]

im so nice what

[bloodforvampanon]

Wife

What

[internetinquisitors]

Chicken buttHAHAGAYAGAHAHAGAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHHWWQ

[internetinquisitors]

i want cheese

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

ARE YOU KIDDING IM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT NOW

>its not MISERABLE its called taking care of my sister

Did my ratio work

>YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL

[internetinquisitors]

>lol

[bloodforvampanon]

That lol was cause hes being stupid right

>NO ITS CAUSE YOURE BEING A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RN AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU

....Maaaageeeeeeeee hes being mean to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[internetinquisitors]

cerb be nice

no it's because you guys are fighting lololol

and you can't ratio someone without having a like/positive reaction feature set up

[bloodforvampanon]

You can just do a thumbs up

>why do I Have to be nice When Vamp is being a Little Shit

[internetinquisitors]

you're right i guess......... sigh...

vamp be nice too

> tossing comically large pillow on floor and flopping onto it

> grabby hands

so what's been going on

[bloodforvampanon]

>leaps into mages arms

Uhhh really not much. Its kinda secluded over here. I went trick or treating

>Is that really the most recent activity you can think of

Well i watched heated rivalry and it was pretty good

>I shouldnt have said anything

[internetinquisitors]

> .... it's MAY and the last event you went to was to trick or treat???? you two can't do ANYTHING without us huh

shut up

>ow

that's nice ^.^

> combing fingers through hair

[bloodforvampanon]

>SHE cant do anything without you. I can do things

What have u been doing thouuuhhh

>cerb loud sigh

>flapping wings

[internetinquisitors]

> lol ok

> shrug

exploring

> when was the last time she took a shower i cant BEAR tbis

[bloodforvampanon]

>which one. its lowkey bad

ok then what did you SEE????

[internetinquisitors]

> vamp obviously

umm first a bunch of stuff from like the 2000s ans 10s and whatever then there's so much stuff i just don't remember

i found a cult dedicated to santa's pubic hair there looollll

[bloodforvampanon]

What the fuck

>ok yeah

>its called depression tho

Youre joking right

>im defending her ill get her to take one soon

[internetinquisitors]

yah

and a buncha shock sites and whatever

whatever hormonal teenage boys that jorked it onto magazines made online i guess

[bloodforvampanon]

mmm.... BestGore.com...

>drooling.

[internetinquisitors]

.... they're where i got the food and stuff from

> she had to WALK in that stuff btw EUGH

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

ARE YOU KIDDING IM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT NOW

>its not MISERABLE its called taking care of my sister

Did my ratio work

>YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL

[internetinquisitors]

>lol

[bloodforvampanon]

That lol was cause hes being stupid right

>NO ITS CAUSE YOURE BEING A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RN AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU

....Maaaageeeeeeeee hes being mean to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[internetinquisitors]

cerb be nice

no it's because you guys are fighting lololol

and you can't ratio someone without having a like/positive reaction feature set up

[bloodforvampanon]

You can just do a thumbs up

>why do I Have to be nice When Vamp is being a Little Shit

[internetinquisitors]

you're right i guess......... sigh...

vamp be nice too

> tossing comically large pillow on floor and flopping onto it

> grabby hands

so what's been going on

[bloodforvampanon]

>leaps into mages arms

Uhhh really not much. Its kinda secluded over here. I went trick or treating

>Is that really the most recent activity you can think of

Well i watched heated rivalry and it was pretty good

>I shouldnt have said anything

[internetinquisitors]

> .... it's MAY and the last event you went to was to trick or treat???? you two can't do ANYTHING without us huh

shut up

>ow

that's nice ^.^

> combing fingers through hair

[bloodforvampanon]

>SHE cant do anything without you. I can do things

What have u been doing thouuuhhh

>cerb loud sigh

>flapping wings

[internetinquisitors]

> lol ok

> shrug

exploring

> when was the last time she took a shower i cant BEAR tbis

[bloodforvampanon]

>which one. its lowkey bad

ok then what did you SEE????

[internetinquisitors]

> vamp obviously

umm first a bunch of stuff from like the 2000s ans 10s and whatever then there's so much stuff i just don't remember

i found a cult dedicated to santa's pubic hair there looollll

[bloodforvampanon]

What the fuck

>ok yeah

>its called depression tho

Youre joking right

>im defending her ill get her to take one soon

[internetinquisitors]

yah

and a buncha shock sites and whatever

whatever hormonal teenage boys that jorked it onto magazines made online i guess

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

ARE YOU KIDDING IM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT NOW

>its not MISERABLE its called taking care of my sister

Did my ratio work

>YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL

[internetinquisitors]

>lol

[bloodforvampanon]

That lol was cause hes being stupid right

>NO ITS CAUSE YOURE BEING A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RN AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU

....Maaaageeeeeeeee hes being mean to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[internetinquisitors]

cerb be nice

no it's because you guys are fighting lololol

and you can't ratio someone without having a like/positive reaction feature set up

[bloodforvampanon]

You can just do a thumbs up

>why do I Have to be nice When Vamp is being a Little Shit

[internetinquisitors]

you're right i guess......... sigh...

vamp be nice too

> tossing comically large pillow on floor and flopping onto it

> grabby hands

so what's been going on

[bloodforvampanon]

>leaps into mages arms

Uhhh really not much. Its kinda secluded over here. I went trick or treating

>Is that really the most recent activity you can think of

Well i watched heated rivalry and it was pretty good

>I shouldnt have said anything

[internetinquisitors]

> .... it's MAY and the last event you went to was to trick or treat???? you two can't do ANYTHING without us huh

shut up

>ow

that's nice ^.^

> combing fingers through hair

[bloodforvampanon]

>SHE cant do anything without you. I can do things

What have u been doing thouuuhhh

>cerb loud sigh

>flapping wings

[internetinquisitors]

> lol ok

> shrug

exploring

> when was the last time she took a shower i cant BEAR tbis

[bloodforvampanon]

>which one. its lowkey bad

ok then what did you SEE????

[internetinquisitors]

> vamp obviously

umm first a bunch of stuff from like the 2000s ans 10s and whatever then there's so much stuff i just don't remember

i found a cult dedicated to santa's pubic hair there looollll

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

ARE YOU KIDDING IM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT NOW

>its not MISERABLE its called taking care of my sister

Did my ratio work

>YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL

[internetinquisitors]

>lol

[bloodforvampanon]

That lol was cause hes being stupid right

>NO ITS CAUSE YOURE BEING A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RN AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU

....Maaaageeeeeeeee hes being mean to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[internetinquisitors]

cerb be nice

no it's because you guys are fighting lololol

and you can't ratio someone without having a like/positive reaction feature set up

[bloodforvampanon]

You can just do a thumbs up

>why do I Have to be nice When Vamp is being a Little Shit

[internetinquisitors]

you're right i guess......... sigh...

vamp be nice too

> tossing comically large pillow on floor and flopping onto it

> grabby hands

so what's been going on

[bloodforvampanon]

>leaps into mages arms

Uhhh really not much. Its kinda secluded over here. I went trick or treating

>Is that really the most recent activity you can think of

Well i watched heated rivalry and it was pretty good

>I shouldnt have said anything

[internetinquisitors]

> .... it's MAY and the last event you went to was to trick or treat???? you two can't do ANYTHING without us huh

shut up

>ow

that's nice ^.^

> combing fingers through hair

[bloodforvampanon]

>SHE cant do anything without you. I can do things

What have u been doing thouuuhhh

>cerb loud sigh

>flapping wings

[internetinquisitors]

> lol ok

> shrug

exploring

> when was the last time she took a shower i cant BEAR tbis

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

ARE YOU KIDDING IM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT NOW

>its not MISERABLE its called taking care of my sister

Did my ratio work

>YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL

[internetinquisitors]

>lol

[bloodforvampanon]

That lol was cause hes being stupid right

>NO ITS CAUSE YOURE BEING A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RN AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU

....Maaaageeeeeeeee hes being mean to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[internetinquisitors]

cerb be nice

no it's because you guys are fighting lololol

and you can't ratio someone without having a like/positive reaction feature set up

[bloodforvampanon]

You can just do a thumbs up

>why do I Have to be nice When Vamp is being a Little Shit

[internetinquisitors]

you're right i guess......... sigh...

vamp be nice too

> tossing comically large pillow on floor and flopping onto it

> grabby hands

so what's been going on

[bloodforvampanon]

>leaps into mages arms

Uhhh really not much. Its kinda secluded over here. I went trick or treating

>Is that really the most recent activity you can think of

Well i watched heated rivalry and it was pretty good

>I shouldnt have said anything

[internetinquisitors]

> .... it's MAY and the last event you went to was to trick or treat???? you two can't do ANYTHING without us huh

shut up

>ow

that's nice ^.^

> combing fingers through hair

[internetinquisitors]

i want a fat fucking cheeseburger right now ugh

[internetinquisitors]

i still want that shit

and a coca cola

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

ARE YOU KIDDING IM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT NOW

>its not MISERABLE its called taking care of my sister

Did my ratio work

>YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL

[internetinquisitors]

>lol

[bloodforvampanon]

That lol was cause hes being stupid right

>NO ITS CAUSE YOURE BEING A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RN AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU

....Maaaageeeeeeeee hes being mean to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[internetinquisitors]

cerb be nice

no it's because you guys are fighting lololol

and you can't ratio someone without having a like/positive reaction feature set up

[bloodforvampanon]

You can just do a thumbs up

>why do I Have to be nice When Vamp is being a Little Shit

[internetinquisitors]

you're right i guess......... sigh...

vamp be nice too

> tossing comically large pillow on floor and flopping onto it

> grabby hands

so what's been going on

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

ARE YOU KIDDING IM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT NOW

>its not MISERABLE its called taking care of my sister

Did my ratio work

>YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL

[internetinquisitors]

>lol

[bloodforvampanon]

That lol was cause hes being stupid right

>NO ITS CAUSE YOURE BEING A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RN AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU

....Maaaageeeeeeeee hes being mean to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[internetinquisitors]

cerb be nice

no it's because you guys are fighting lololol

and you can't ratio someone without having a like/positive reaction feature set up

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

ARE YOU KIDDING IM ABSOLUTELY EATING IT NOW

>its not MISERABLE its called taking care of my sister

Did my ratio work

>YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNGRATEFUL

[internetinquisitors]

>lol

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[bloodforvampanon]

>YES ITS OUR HOUSE

its MY house

>I PAY FOR IT?!?????

you cant like physically livehere tho so ratio

[internetinquisitors]

> ..how do you pay for a house you don't live at LMfaooooOO THAT'S MISERABLE

lol

>throwing butcher bag at

put it in a freezer or something if you're not eating it now

[bloodforvampanon]

> Someone's back for her annual "what's happening again" visit

> I just can't tell you who tho 👀👀👀

>Why'd I just get the random urge to narrate agaa.in.nnnnnnUM

>WHAT

>WHY WHAT HOW ARE YOU HERE

>WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD LIKE FOREVER

[internetinquisitors]

> Ummmmm i said nuh uh that's how

> hi ^.^

[bloodforvampanon]

>I DONT UNDERSTAND

mnmdmd wjy are u yelli.

GREAT SATAN

>WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!

>Vamp puts on a comically large pair of square nerd glasses to double check she is seeing things correctly

[internetinquisitors]

> Google Chrome lol

> dragging mage into frame

> say HI ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

....

[bloodforvampanon]

>Vamp rushes forward and gives mage a big hug!!! her glasses knock painfully into her nose T.T

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>*girlish squealing*

>Meanwhile cerb is still in shock

>Whjat

[internetinquisitors]

HIIII HONEYYYY

{ jumping up and down with her

> Happy! Ummm may 6th I don't know your birthday haha

[bloodforvampanon]

>I

>Yknowwhat sure

I MISSED U SOOOOOO MUCH IM JFKJNDfMNFMDNFMDFfhfJGHKJKFJfkJhsd

Come home with me. DONT LEAVE THIS TIME!!!!!

[internetinquisitors]

i'll try ^.^

> soooo how have you been

{ GET BACK TO NARRATING WHORE

> ok :(

[bloodforvampanon]

>Sje skips back towards the house.Uyhheah.Im lightheeaded

HOW are you taking this worse than me

>IM NOT UPSETIKM JUKST SO CONFUS im gonan pass o

>passes out

.So anyway, this is my new bed, i got the hanging frame off temu but you know it works,

[internetinquisitors]

>CERB?????

temu delivers here?? delivery from outside works here now????

lol thats cool what else

{ leaning on

>C ERB????????? DUDE????

[bloodforvampanon]

Shut up hell be fine. yeah its nice hehe

>very nondiscreetly leaning on too

and idk i tried out some other stuff from temu but then i found out about their whole scandal stuff and that sucked cause i have zero dollars

[internetinquisitors]

>BBUT. BUT HE'S. BUT

oh damn

i got like 100

or something i nabbed off of neptune

> HEYshut up

u want some? ;3

also what's the scandal :P

[bloodforvampanon]

Apparently they do child labor and apparently thats bad too

>hes groggily getting back up.very dazed

>hhlplkll

[internetinquisitors]

> ARE YOU OKAY???

ohhh shit

oh well it was kinda obviously a sweatshop

how do you sell stuff for like $1 and have it be semi functional in the end

> Ugh god talk less like a chronically online teenager

SUCK MY COCK

guess we were all just waiting for proof it was

it's like mrbeast yknow yknow

no one thought that shit was real but it was mrbeast so no one cared lolol

[bloodforvampanon]

TRUEEEEEE

>oljhuhh

>imok

i LIKE how you talk like a chronically online teenager though its funnyyyy

[internetinquisitors]

> are you sure???

awwwww ^.^

thx baby

{ mwah!

>Yuck lesbians

[bloodforvampanon]

>SO ok righnow

im baby ???🥺

[internetinquisitors]

> ...really? didn't you hit your head kinda hard or something

you've always been baby

{ boop.

{ ......wait.png

Honey, when was the last time you ate?

> yeurk god nevermind talk like an anti grass advocate it's all good with me

[bloodforvampanon]

>uuhhuh : >

Ok

So

DOnt kill me

It hasnt been that long ok

Cerb can vouch hes been keeping track ok

[internetinquisitors]

How long

> ....ok man

[bloodforvampanon]

>ffood?

>imean.eating. been eating fruit and stuff. often.

>blood maybe uh

>a mont-

a day

>A month

ITS HARD TO FIND SOURCES ANYMORE ANONS JUST DONT COME AROUND AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS PLOT ARMOR

[internetinquisitors]

> .......staaaaare

...lol

ok ok one second

> I THOUGHT YOU'D BE LESS COOL ABOUT THIS

[bloodforvampanon]

What

Me too.What are you doing

>it is a pretty fair explanati on

>and animal blood likterallt tastes disgusting

[internetinquisitors]

i'm not cool at all it's just you couldn't do anything about it :,3

plus yelling at someone with no motivation to take care of themselves just makes them even more miserable

it'd only work for like maybe a day or week at best

> tossing multitude of blood bags at

>dude Don t even ask i don't know either

eat

both of you

i get meat now bye bye

[bloodforvampanon]

I didnt know that lowkey

OMG YAY FOOD

>produces a straw from nowhere

Delicious

SO much better than animal blood

>SO much better.

...

WAIT MAGEEE COME BACKKK WHY ARE YKU GOINGG

[internetinquisitors]

m eat 🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩 ok

ok..????? yeah ok 👍👍👍

fill up i'll br back in like a minute

[bloodforvampanon]

😭🥺💧💧🥺😭😭🥺

Ok.....

>pathetic and sad sipping

Awesome and cool sipping actually

[internetinquisitors]

> sooo you guys go here often

[internetinquisitors]

i want a fat fucking cheeseburger right now ugh