Marb Mommy

Am I schizophrenic or just paranoid? Lab Rat Not interested 🖤

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No pussy or flashes for fascists

I’m just trying not to lose my license, big dog

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I wish I could relive the joy of playing Skyrim again for the first time

Nothing will ever compare

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You guys have no idea the insane shit I’d do to be able to play Skyrim for the first time again.

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It is just never a good sign for me to be giggling while driving

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I thought I was her daddy, but she had five more

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I have mastered the art of throwing up while driving

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Well, now I feel utterly offended

Good, stay that way

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I have to go fast is the thing

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I figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle

Wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole.

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Apologies, I shan't utter fowl words such as those ever again

Bitch

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A cop wouldn’t pull me over because they know I’m pure of heart

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Today feels like a good day to flash a cop again

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Look, at least I didn't look at your tattoo on your underarm and be like, "nice cock"

Do not ever speak of my chicken again.

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Those calcium cannons cannot be easy to walk around with

Every single day someone says something insane to me

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This what I’m bumpin

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95 in the Nissan