Marb Mommy

Am I schizophrenic or just paranoid? Lab Rat Not interested 🖤

[yourdads-feverdream]

I wish I could relive the joy of playing Skyrim again for the first time

Nothing will ever compare

[yourdads-feverdream]

You guys have no idea the insane shit I’d do to be able to play Skyrim for the first time again.

[yourdads-feverdream]

It is just never a good sign for me to be giggling while driving

[yourdads-feverdream]

[yourdads-feverdream]

I thought I was her daddy, but she had five more

[yourdads-feverdream]

[yourdads-feverdream]

I have mastered the art of throwing up while driving

[yourdads-feverdream]

Well, now I feel utterly offended

Good, stay that way

[yourdads-feverdream]

I have to go fast is the thing

[yourdads-feverdream]

I figure I’ll buy me a motorcycle

Wrap her pretty little frame around a telephone pole.

[yourdads-feverdream]

Apologies, I shan't utter fowl words such as those ever again

Bitch

[yourdads-feverdream]

A cop wouldn’t pull me over because they know I’m pure of heart

[yourdads-feverdream]

Today feels like a good day to flash a cop again

[yourdads-feverdream]

Look, at least I didn't look at your tattoo on your underarm and be like, "nice cock"

Do not ever speak of my chicken again.

[yourdads-feverdream]

Those calcium cannons cannot be easy to walk around with

Every single day someone says something insane to me

[yourdads-feverdream]

This what I’m bumpin

[yourdads-feverdream]

95 in the Nissan

[unhingedfem]

Women have a great day <3 men beg for forgiveness