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Hey cousin, how's it going? What's the weather like on Rirhath B this time of year?
Well, it's just coming on to what you would call winter on Earth, so it's quite cold outside, though the stars sure have been bright lately!
Not that I get much opportunity to stargaze, being strung up in the Stationsmaster's kiosk 36 hours a day...
Dai Sker'! How's it going? i haven't seen you in ages! ~emmfozzeswithchocolate
Dai, Carmela! I've had all my legs full with Stationsmaster duties, which haven't left me with much time for blogging. I've been showing some of my sibs how to keep the Crossings running in my absence, though, so I should have some time off to look forward to now!
And how are you doing? Filif dropped by a few days ago--we got to talking about you, and they seemed so happy! You two are so great together.
Hubble has spotted an ancient galaxy that shouldnât exist
This galaxy is so large, so fully-formed, astronomers say it shouldnât exist at all. Itâs called a âgrand-designâ spiral galaxy, and unlike most galaxies of its kind, this one is old. Like, really, really old. According to a new study conducted by researchers using NASAâs Hubble Telescope, it dates back roughly 10.7-billion years â and that makes it the most ancient spiral galaxy weâve ever discovered.
âThe vast majority of old galaxies look like train wrecks,â said UCLA astrophysicist Alice Shapley in a press release. âOur first thought was, why is this one so different, and so beautiful?â
Read more: here
It's so interesting to see what non-wizard Earth humans already know (or are just finding out) about the universe! For such a young species, you're remarkably advanced, scientifically speaking.
i made a cover of the doctor who theme except i replaced everything with kazoos
MARIELLE IM GOING TO FUCKING TAKE THOSE KAZOOS AWAY FROM YOU
I like it! Though I'm a little confused--this doesn't sound much like the style of music Earth humans usually enjoy listening to...
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This reminds me of one of my sibs. She's always being teased for having more legs than the rest of us put together. I think it's useful! She's the fastest in her brood, and can type circles around me any day.
A vortex of Whiskey, consumed through a straw
This looks like something we have at the Crossings. It's particularly popular among our incorporeal clientele.
windinthebranches:
Skerret, can you help me? Someone at the Crossings stole something from me. Is there anyway I could find it again?
We can certainly try, cousin! Iâll contact our Loss Prevention team and get them to do some digging.
Just a couple questions: When exactly did this happen,...
Probably Troubleshooting: windinthebranches: Skerret, can you help me? Someone at the Crossings...
I think it was a Satrachi, or a very similar species. It was a bit smaller, but a similar shell structure. It was near one of the soil areas, and it was about four hours ago.
I wish I could say I'm surprised. *sigh*
Alright, in this case you're in luck: the Satrachi who robbed you tried to shoplift some shell-mods from a nearby pod about an hour later and, luckily, they were apprehended before they could flee. All of the items in their possession, most of which weren't even theirs (*grumbles*), were delivered to Crossings Lost and Found. If you have time, gate on in and take a look at what we have--hopefully whatever you lost is somewhere in there.
And, while you're here, swing by the Stationmaster's Kiosk. I'd like to give you some shopping vouchers, at least, for having this happen to you. Plus, it's always good to see you in the fronds, cousin!
Poor mans Eames lounge Selig chair rehab
Is that vinyl? I had the pleasure of sampling some when Nita and Kit took me to a local thrift store, and it's got a fantastic texture and aftertaste.
windinthebranches:
Skerret, can you help me? Someone at the Crossings stole something from me. Is there anyway I could find it again?
We can certainly try, cousin! Iâll contact our Loss Prevention team and get them to do some digging.
Just a couple questions: When exactly did this happen, and where? Also, do you know the species of the person who robbed you, or else can you describe them? I know we've been having trouble with a group of Satrachi who have been terrorizing customers recently, and I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn theyâd progressed to petty theft. The nerve of some people..
So I guess this is a no-go, Lady Jedi?
I think Miril would object to me stealing her look. Â And anyway, they always make me wear green because apparently itâs earthâs âlife color.â Â You could pull it off though âMela, youâve got the figure!
Changing the color would be fairly trivial, but certainly stealing the Queenâs look would be a problem, wouldnât it. Thanks though! Iâd love to get my hands on a dress like this~~
If you ask Skerâret. I am sure he would be able to direct you to a custom tailor. Â I know they have them in the Crossings. Â Or you could ask a sibling of mine - we would be happy to assist you. Â Especially if you were to assist us with a project of ours in return.
There is a tailoring/physical manip booth at the Crossings that specializes in color-alterations. They offer some pretty incredible effects, actually. What you're asking should be easy to accomplish. I'll send you the location via the manual.
Sundae by McDaddy23
I still remember the first time we had these, during that initial, somewhat disastrous experience with Earth shopping malls. The day may not have been all that enjoyable, in the end, but the sundae certainly was.
Yes Lord. #foodporn
Carmela introduced me to these, and they are quite delicious. Simple, but satisfying.
ennoblingtheinternet reblogged your post: Dairine melted a hole in the Sun Palaces floor...
Good to see you, too, Cousin. How fares the Crossings?
About as well as can be expected. My sibs are helping tremendouslyâI donât know how I'd manage without them.
Are you still on Earth, at the Rodriguez's? How are things there?
Dairine melted a hole in the Sun Palace's floor...
âŠand yet I am the one being threatened with a wholly unneccessary shearing? I am not sure I follow the logic involved here. But Carmela, I would be more than happy to watch The Two Towers while Dairine repairs the damage she has apparently just dealt to my ancestral halls.
Shearing of what? Branches? Cousin, that sounds awful!
Please tell that to Dairine and Carmela.
Oh, dear. Must I be the messenger?
Just some healthy pruning. And Fil, he has no nerve endings in his hair, so the only thing that would be wounded is his pride.
And itâs not that we donât love you, kingling, itâs just that Dairineâs been driving us up the wall while youâve been⊠wherever youâve been.
Agreed. Â It has been most worrisome. Â We were afraid she would cause permanent damage to herself if the state of your absence was to continue much further. Â Now the major concern is how much damage she will cause to other things before she has a chance to get to you.
We believe with a 95% confidence interval that you will not be permanently damaged, however.  And that promises of âcosplayâ would improve her mood significantly.  Analysis of prior behavior/her diary indicates that she would view the suggestion of you wearing the following outfit as something she âwould pay money to seeâŠ.especially if I was crossplaying Han Soloâ
Caution: suggesting that she wear that outfit will likely result in short-term damage to yourself in the form of Dairine-initiated physical violence and irritated eardrums due to being yelled at for a prolonged period of time. Â When sufficiently enraged, she can yell for a duration of over two hours (ref: the Mythbusters incident). Â
Aww Spot, you were worried about me?  Good baby!  I will not be crossplaying Han Solo however, as you would know if you had actually read my diary, which I know you havenât because I would melt you and get GIGO to be my sidekick instead. Â
Still sorting out the Sun Palace.  This is more complicated than I thoughtâŠ
Roshaun! It's good to see you again. We were quite worried (Dairine especially--don't be fooled by her frustration, Nita has informed me that more often than not it's utilised to mask other, more hard-to-define emotions).
And as far as the rest of it goes, I think it best that I remain an impartial third observer :) Though I would definitely be interested in seeing this "cosplay" concept implemented at some point, perhaps during your next visit to the Crossings? Just a suggestion...
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Interesting! It seems there's no creature or plant on this planet that humans haven't attempted to eat. I'll have to get someone to explain to me what these things are. And I must try some of them myself one day...
Dai, cousins! Filif was telling me about his blog and, what can I say, I was intrigued. I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to do now that I'm here, but apparently there are pictures of food and a varied selection of Earth music? Anyway, there seem to be plenty of fellow wizards on here to talk to, so I doubt I'll be bored!
Actually, I must say, I've just discovered what the people on this site seem to call "foodporn", and it looks very promising, if a little limited in regards to  what exactly constitutes "food". Must do more research...
