par·a·dise

hi im michaela and i’m a mom

[happyheidi]

(via)

[velvetmysoul]

[hillergoodspeed]

[deema-t-deactivated20190702]

isn’t it cute when you can hear the smile in someone’s voice ?

[akrivothwriti]

Or feel it when you’re kissing?

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[thriftedrose]

[rockymountaingothic]

achilles’ heelys

[dankmemeuniversity]

[floralls]

[softrosie]

a bee i caught drowning - he’s feeling better now

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[3-l4l59]

I can understand why he’d be fed up

[they-are-not-just-stories]

My true hero

[dekutree]

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

[assyrianjalebi]

[melindacarolinee]

[batixa]

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute