Hoe life
My friend told me if I’m going to be a hoe, be an expensive hoe

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@intoxicatingsugar
Hoe life
My friend told me if I’m going to be a hoe, be an expensive hoe
Hey guys!!!
Thought I should clarify. I’m not having sex with these guys for yoga clothes/gifts/money.
The thing is when you’re meeting the guys on tinder they’re looking for regular girls. Not escorts/SBs so you have to play that game too or trick them into thinking you like them and they’ll spend more money on you. I never mention “sugar daddy” or “sugar baby” or anything like that. My guys always tell me “I’m not your sugar daddy” and drop $5k in my bank. No one wants to feel used. For me I make them feel like a boyfriend and I care about them. I buy my bf little gifts and wrap it with a pretty bow. My bf loves Mountain Dew so I go to Target and buy the pure cane sugar one in a glass bottle and I told him this one is better for him then the fructose one. It’s more expensive but I want to make him feel special. I heard him bragging to his brother about it. It was so cute. They want to feel special. Our job is to make them feel like a king. Like they’re the best. And we feel so safe around them. Our job to pump up their ego and their wallets open up.
Don’t have sex with these guys!!! You get the most gifts when you’re not having sex with them. Once you have sex the gifts slow down because they already won you. You gotta make them chase you and win you so they will cherish you. Be unavailable too. Don’t always answer, don’t text then back right away, and go hang out with your family and diss him sometimes.
How I tinder:
Here’s what I found out. You gotta be available to go within the hour. The guys that are impulsive seem to spend the most. The guys that plan future dates flake or ghost. So I go on tinder and try to match the guys that look like they have money. I talk to all the guys I match with because it’s a numbers game. Once I get some traction with a guy I start focusing on the guys that are responding. Then the guys that ask me to dinner or whatever I say “awwww I really wanted to go to the spa today… what about a couples massage instead” or “I really need new makeup (insert what you need)” the real ones will step up and say “ok I’ll come get you and we can go shopping”. Now if the guy says “what do I get out of it” or something relating to sex I unmatch them. I’m not having sex for $500 Sephora shit. Them taking me shopping is getting me to come out. I hate going out to eat because my 30 year old daddy gives me a Platinum Amex to eat whatever and my bf has his credit card on my UberEATS and Postmates. I rather eat Lobster from Boa at home in my PJs with no make up on.
Then you let them blow money on you and you GO HOME! Then they’ll call you again tomorrow because they’re invested in you. You run the same game “awwww I really want to see you but I really need new sunglasses from Chanel”. If they’re real they will offer to buy it for you.
Once you get them to start spending money on you regularly you have conditioned this guy to think he has to spend money if he wants to see you. Dinner does not count! He’s eating too!!!!
Now here’s where you cash in… there’s going to be that moment he falls in love with you. Then he’s going to want to see you all the time and maybe even ask you to be his gf. You say “I really like you but I have to be honest with you. I have a guy that gives me $5000 (insert amount) a month and I can’t really afford to leave him. I can’t have sex with 2 guys because that’s just gross.” If he’s real he will tell you to dump your guy and start an arrangement. NEVER USE THE WORD ARRANGEMENT! Then you rinse and repeat and collect your sugar daddies! And of course you can sleep with multiple guys but you never let him know that. In his eyes, he’s the king, the one and only!
So my Santa Barbara guy told me he’ll give me $5000 a month + shopping to break up with my bf because I wouldn’t have sex with him because “I only have sex with one guy at a time”
I’m not a pro at this. I’m still learning and tweaking shit. So many girls message me asking for advice. I want to help all of you. Your body is sacred. Don’t just give it away. Have sex with guys you like, are attracted to… you’re not a $300 hooker. You’re more than that. You can find love in this sugar world. I’m not into old guys. I date guys younger than me and at best 40 because I want to feel attracted to them.
Let’s do some affirmations together:
We are attracting the sugar daddy of all sugar daddies! He’s going to give us a fat allowance and buy us everything we want! All we have to worry about is “what color” :) We are attracting love and happiness.
I hope we all make it ladies :)
Broke niggas be like “why you so money hungry?” The real question is why aren’t you? Why are you okay with not being able to afford what you want? The best things in life aren’t free and that includes time with me.
You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.
Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!
He’s such cute
When someone assumes your SD is your dad
Men are so weak when it comes to sex and pretty women. If you want something from them just place your hand on their crotch, or tease them sexually in any other way and then ask them for what you want in a sexy and sultry voice. It works every time TBH. Or ask them right after they’ve finished. Weak weak weak but it works in my favor so whatever.
The best sugar daddies are not found they are developed
M (via misssgia)
Nothing’s better than spending someone else’s money 💖💅🏼
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis (via thesugaringtsarevna)
If a rich man tells you he loves you, but doesn’t spend money on you, it’s a lie…Money-spending is one of the greatest indicators of love.
Ginie Polo (via thesugaringtsarevna)
Nice girls deserve expensive things
I just wanna look like a barbie doll, be seductive, drape my body in thousands of dollars worth of clothing, furs, diamonds and pearls, take money from rich men, and break everyone's hearts.
Is that too much to ask for?
Found this and thought it was perfect!
Daddy,
You think I am an expensive, spoiled queen? You think my allowance is high? You think you “pay for sex” for “youth” or “being hot”?
You don’t ….
You pay me for always look my best, buffed and polished You pay me for being a fantasy, because you know how reality looks at home. You pay me for going to the gym, and keep in shape, you don’t want a saggy mistress… You pay me for receiving naughty pics during endless businessmeetings You pay me for naughty messages during boring familydinners You pay me for keeping my suitcase always ready, to travel to you with only few hours notice You pay me to not get mad if you cancel meetings at the very last moment You pay me to don’t hear about troubles leaving from my work, or babysitters You pay me to not hear about my problems You pay me for always smiling
You pay to call me in the middle of the night, because you have to tell someone about the successful deal you just closed You pay me to complain about your colleagues, fellow boardmembers or competitors You pay me to get rid of your daily stress by talking to someone you can trust You pay me to Skype when you feel lonely in your hotelroom You pay me because you always forget about the timedifference, when calling You pay me for roomservice meals, while you are downstairs for a business dinner You pay me for waiting in heels and uncomfortable lingerie until you come back from your businessmeeting.
You pay me because you cannot offer me a mutual future You pay me to don’t have any expectations You pay me to be able to carry on and stay with your kids and wife You pay me for Christmas alone, when you are with your family You pay me for leaving without drama when you end the relationship You pay me to whine about your wife, not wanting sex with you You pay me to complain about your wife, not understanding you You pay me to not call your wife when I get upset You pay me for not finding your kinks back in the headlines
You pay me to believe you are the most skilled lover in the world You don’t pay me for sex !
(unknown)
❤️
I respect every woman in the sugar bowl because I know it. I salute you. Hopefully when we all have our empire, we can start a secret society together, that'll be interesting. Xo