this is a poetry account now sometimes, fuck you

I'm 23 now so back to my roots

[nesmamomen]

Are you waiting for my sister to die before u help her? I'm not ashamed to say this: because of the terrible living conditions in the camps, surrounded by rodents, my sister contracted SCABIES She needs your help. Scabies lesions cover her body and are very painful. She urgently needs treatment and medication. Please help her.

[whereserpentswalk]

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

[awritersbro]

We need cities that do not resent the fact that people live in them

[the-haiku-bot]

We need cities that

do not resent the fact that

people live in them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[save-the-child-ronza]

THIS MAY BE MY LAST WORDS ABOUT MY SISTER.

If my sister dies, remember that she begged you and asked you for a small donation or to share her post. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support her with a single word or a small donation and ignores her.

[crimsonflowerz]

hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[that-windy-place-tho]

People in the notes

[isawken]

that chris fleming bit about vibe dysphoria where the most toxic woman you know is always posting about how she’s like a cute little illustration of a mouse wearing a frilly dress but it’s the swaths of people calling themselves “just a silly little guy” who do not have a humorous bone in their entire body

[spacevixenmusic]

It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.

[sheryl-lee]

I’d never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. I can’t bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.

TWILIGHT 2008, dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[princessgemma12]

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

[incandescent-creativity]

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

[thememedaddy]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[stalling]

50 First Doses

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?

[pdfbabe]

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

[pdfbabe]

guy who changes his name from robert to tom

[pdfbabe]

that genuinely makes me happy. good for him. good for him

[rubaedo]

[queer-scots-geordie-dyke]

This is going to sound so "oldie yells at cloud" of me but the radicalisation of the young into black and white, zero shades of grey thinking, both in the media they consume and in real life situations, is genuinely terrifying.

The world is complex. The world is grey. There is infinite nuance in everything. No amount of trying to shove it all into neatly labeled boxes is ever going to work.

[ashenmind]

“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

[ashenmind]

the average person thinks of children like particularly delicate houseplants

[watchpoob]

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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[pseudophan]

made me think of some of you <3

[skelewashere]

IT WAS YOU.

@the-real-will-wood