※ JENNA MARBLES - “I WANT A NEW FACE” ※
starters from jenna’s video i want a new face ! feel free to change pronouns/names/etc !
“Let me know if you need me to use this.”
“We had a great vacation!”
“Julien got food poisoning at one point, it was sick!”
“It was sick, it was tight…!”
“Maybe someday we’ll do it again.”
“You ever look at your face and you’re like, I’m tired of it, I want a different one.”
“That’s what I’m saying.”
“I’m sick of the same face.”
“I’m very sensitive to blood. I don’t like to see it, I don’t enjoy it.”
“I don’t like to see it, I don’t enjoy it.”
“If I watch a show, like, a hospital show, or something, I will pass out.”
“So you’re living in a fantasy world?”
“I don’t even know what you picked out.”
“He does not know what I picked out.”
“I can’t talk to a person?”
“I don’t really know what I’m doing.”
“That looks pretty good.”
“It just feels really good.”
“Do you think I have a career?”
“You can’t deny that my application is flawless.”
“Don’t expose me like that.”
“Did you take a class in this?”
“I just asked the salesperson several questions, so you could say I’m basically a trained professional at this point.”
“That’s about to change.”
“Is this right, what I’m doing?”
“What are you gonna do with the money?”
“Okay, stop, it doesn’t hurt.”
“He pinched my forehead.”
“Don’t do that. Stop that.”
“Oh, what’s that smell? It’s bullshit.”
“I was advised, yet again, to not put it near my eyes, but we shall see.”
“Julien, it looks like shit…”
“I don’t wanna. I wanna give up.”
“Just remember that this exists.”
“You know, sometimes, trying to open your tiny mind is exhausting.”
“Are you saying that my mind is tiny?”
“Where’s the fire extinguisher?”
“You’re creeping him out.”
“That’s a nightmare right there.”
“I’ve had that nightmare.”
“Wait, why is he crying?”
“How do I delete a clip while I’m filming it?”
“I’ve gotta take this off, I can’t really breathe.”
“It seems really hard and intimidating.”
“It’s really not too bad.”
“I feel like it’s something that I could get better at.”
“Do you feel like you accomplished what you set out to do today?”
“I feel significantly less bullshit in the world right now.”
“I have a lot of uppercuts to throw.”
“Can I go back to my old life?”