the inventor

i will save the world with my jokes. I will cause social change and justice with my mind. -Mr. International

[inventor1907]

nineteen ought seven

[inventor1907]

the fact that iron valiant ex is out of rotation is a grevious fucking personal attack against me specifically

[inventor1907]

i held a pressure washer for the first time today and buddy let me tell you i killed a man

[inventor1907]

i have to be awakr in five hour but i can't sleep because my mind is called to the marshes of tau ceti iv

[inventor1907]

BREAK ARTS III IS THE ONLY VIDEO GAMe.ALL OTHER VIDEO GAMES ARE PERMUTATIONS OF BREAK ARTS III

[inventor1907]

lesbian are not real. there has never been a women -new supercomputer i made called "The Unit"

[inventor1907]

thoughts of a mysterious gamer have invaded my mind and it is vicariously making my own gameplay worse because he's just fucking bad

[inventor1907]

exiled from electrical engineering forever because i called it the "amazing digital circuit" and then from flight academy because i called it the "amazing digital runway." that last one doesn't even make sense. ive applied for powerful experimental medication to try and fix this issue

[inventor1907]

invented new chemical called "zanzifranterin" and it turns you into a wizard

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[inventor1907]

not a day on this website without seeing some nothingposts about bullshit i don't care about. i have trained my mind to generate "forbidden engrams" around these memories so that i may never see them again

[inventor1907]

the existence of the amazing digital circus fandom proves that no person under the age of 18 should be allowed to publicly engage with any media ever produced

[inventor1907]

there's a bird or a coyote or something outside in the dead of night making those horrible screaming noises so I'm going out there with a crossbow and some hennessy to see if i can bait it out and then send it to christain hell

[inventor1907]

cyberbeavis and e-butthead

[inventor1907]

new idea i had

[inventor1907]

well, my name is Doctor Initial. I am prescribing you one million heroin needles for your injury no question asked. Can you cashapp me 50

[inventor1907]

a single beautiful painted egg laid itself atop the eiffel tower today

[contemptible-scoundrel]

INTELLECTUAL QUOTES TO STIMULATE THE MIND

the brilliant genius concocts a genius plan

the genius inventor creates a brilliant device

the intellectual philosopher ponders a genius concept

the brilliant genius has a clever idea