This! This is the personality hire of the agrarian world.
This fatty little fruit used to be gobbled up by ancient mega sloths that pooped out the mega sloth anal bead sized avocado seeds all over the place like the sloppy unhygienic animals that they were.
Somehow these ancient sloths were not the fittest and became extinct and this left our bumpy little friend with a challenge: it had to charm another sucker.
The Aztecs were more than ready to fill the gap the gigantic sloth left behind. In fact, they were so seduced by the avocado's suggestive shape (no judgement) that they referred to them as testicles.
At that time, the Spanish were not quite as sex positive so they gave it a misleading, innocent sounding derivative name like aguacate.
Do not be fooled. It knows what it's doing.
I rate this avo a 10/10.