What’s the, um ... Science Side of school saying about how many cups of coffee would fit in an hour of sleep, if an hour of sleep were tangible like, maybe, a pie tin? If I get three hours and twenty-nine minutes of sleep, how many coffees and how many spoons of peppermint cream should I pack in my lunchbox? And then how about the benefits of cinnamon versus that spray can whipped cream, the kind that hisses when you use too much, you know? Is it true the air that escapes makes your voice go all high -- because I don't want to sound like a dummy.