"To disappear entirely, that is a rare gift."

24 years on this planet she/her

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[radiumjuice]

i've been feeling nostalgic for them

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[meanbossart]

It's all coming up Astarion.

[penandinkprincess]

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

[halfratsalready]

Zac Oyama you are so fucking funny

[snowbairdd]

This city's got a beat, and you gotta hook into it. And once you get the beat, you can do anything.

OLIVER & COMPANY (1988) dir. George Scribner

[hymnism]

[herpsandbirds]

Hooting Frog (Heleioporus barycragus), family Limnodynastidae, Western Australia

photographs by Andrea Ruggeri

[important-cat-pics]

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[beaft]

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

[beaft]

some highlights:

[beaft]

everybody sit down we have a winner

[feminist-space]

[thc-mx-deactivated20210619]

Oh my fucking God lmao

[sew-birb]

Pee does come from the bloodstream, but I'd be real worried if that was where it came out

[xirlos]

This is the funniest possible use of this image I can think of.

[daily-spooky]

[mithavt]

[gallusrostromegalus]

If you write down the results and properly format the paper, it even counts as science!

[angrypedestrian]

When I was in college, there was a solid year where our lgbt group did this with two bathrooms at the end of a hall that were used by like, maybe 20 people. They would put up gendered signs and we kept stealing them. And then we started writing random things on the walls INCLUDING full word for word copies of personal ads from the back of 1980′s advocate magazines.

It got to the point where the building management was on a hunt trying to find who was doing this and we had to start hiding our faces so as to not get caught on the security cameras. Our faculty advisor came down to the office one day and was like “do you guys know anything about this” essentially as we’re trying to close a comically full drawer of stolen bathroom signs, and we’re like “no” and they were like “great.”

They never caught us. 

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

The Gay Science

Perform gender perception experiments without getting caught.