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I used to reference myself as the goth dad when I was 17-18 and now here I am realizing I am an actual goth dad

marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee

I suck dick to fall asleep

what are the top five things you associate with me

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

bein called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh

Also though bringing a toddler and child to a con isn't fun times unless they're both in a good mood And I have a moody toddler

Squad who cos’ together stays together

I listened to mcr once and now I’m gay and I murder people

I listened to mcr once and now I’m gay and I murder people

Me: I like my coffee black like my soul. Me: haha just kidding *dumps a shit ton of creamer and sugar into coffee*

First day not being so sick, goes outside, gets stung by bee. So I let him give me the finger.

Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets.

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

My husband had to hold a sobbing Az at 1:30 this morning because I finally beat a kingdom hearts game after 14 years

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

spoopy af