gracie abrams
oozey mess
official daine visual archive
Product Placement
Keni
occasionally subtle
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Cosmic Funnies
cherry valley forever
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
★
PR's Tumblrdome
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
if i look back, i am lost
Origami Around
taylor price
Interview Vampire Daily
art blog(derogatory)
@theartofmadeline
seen from Syria
seen from Canada
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Colombia
seen from Peru
seen from Malaysia
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
seen from Iraq
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
@irlgaudfetishist
"#strong contender for post of the year" is NOT something you want to wake up to see in your notifs on the last week of December. at that stage it's not a compliment it's an outreat THREAT
anyway gimme ur nominations for Tumblr Posts Of 2025
COCK'S TICKING PEOPLE
miserably sick in bed and im gonna be a demanding whimp about it. tumblr, plump my pillows! bring me a hot water bottle! put a soothing compress on my forehead. let's get a move on people!!!
this is NOT a drill. bring me herbal teas. rub my head. read me a story. call me a poor baby. nod sagely in sympathy at my stoic suffering. refill my hot water bottle. wait hold up what are you doing with that thermometer PUT DOWN THE THERMO—
its more than okay to take a sick day if you aren't running a fever, we just need to keep track okay? you can have your tea after I check, I put lavender honey in it for you! and if you could just let me change your pillowcases after that
question: what happens when monsterfuckers try to seduce their sleep paralysis demon? does that ever work out for yall?
I don't have a sleep paralysis demon otherwise I would try to answer this.
Sometimes I remember that this blog is still here, archiving my fixation on an internrt microcelebrity I was intensely parasocially normal about.
tumblr entertain me
tumblr please when is it MY turn to be amused. provide me with whimsy i beg you
you people are so bad at this. the (best) collective noun for a group of clowns is a "trunkload." "Caligula" was a cutesy childhood nickname meaning "little boots." ventriloquism was originally a religious practice; ancient greeks used their tummy noises to talk to ghosts. i have to do everything around here
But surely you can see that you provide US with more amusement when YOU are starved of it
When am I allowed to be happy.
what trivial knowledge might I have that would please thee? A pultice of mint can stop bleeding fairly well.
adult female Eastern black widows have the most expected features for their kind, sleek, pitch black, a defined hourglass on the underside of the abdomen, but brown widows and western black widows, the latter being the most common widower in california as I recall, have more variation in color and pattern, males and juvenile have even greater variation, often not being very dark in color at all but primarily whites yellows and browns with splashes of red and orange, and of course these species cross often enough, creating all variety of widows I could look at for hours. so many fascinating patterns, lovely creatures, and their bite is virtually never fatal of course. shame theirs so much stigma and misinformation there.
many desert trees are legumes, the nitrogen fixing properts is quite beneficial in this environment, wisteria are also legumes but not suited to deserts.
"top shortage" "bottom shortage" babe im EXHAUSTED
sweetheart i am DOING MY BEST but
I'd like to exhaust you...
girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀
I could be the top half of your baphomet costume, I would be there at the devil's sacrament for you~ just make a blood pact me its fine, nothing worth worrying about.
Hey, if you have half a minute and care about the LGTBQIA+ community in the EU, I'd suggest you take a look at this initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU.
1 million people are required to sign, but there's barely 100k. The form takes less than a minute, it only requires your ID, name and surname.
Please, help spread the initiative so that it can reach the goal ASAP!
Initiative detail | European Citizens' Initiative
Get to work, my children 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 if you're not an EU citizen and can't sign, at least reblog
*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re
surrects you, kills you and--wait hold up. are you. are you getting off on this? oh, that's gross. that's so nasty. stop that. that is NOT what this is. what the hell is wrong with you
*inches away from your grave in disgust* murder and necromancy are one thing but then you had to go and make it WEIRD
reapectable stance imo.
*kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & resurrects u* *kills you & re
surrects you, kills you and--wait hold up. are you. are you getting off on this? oh, that's gross. that's so nasty. stop that. that is NOT what this is. what the hell is wrong with you
*inches away from your grave in disgust* murder and necromancy are one thing but then you had to go and make it WEIRD
reapectable stance imo.
Wow I haven't been on this blog in a long time. It's weird to think back on that time I parasocially hyperfixated on gaud as a way of like, embracing the gender and getting over a breakup. Now I have a girlfriend, started hrt, I'm gardening and hiking more. I'm in a really different place, still might start posting occasionally again as a bit.
"would you have sex with your clone" always sends me into such a thought loop like:
yeah i guess if my clone was into it
...would my clone be into it?
what does it even say about me that i'm not even whether an identical copy of myself would want to have sex with me?
do I want to have sex with me?
*examining my inner most emotions* u know what absolutely. i would absolutely want to have sex with myself. i would jump at the chance. i should be so lucky. it's called self-esteem u clownish hussy.
i've been on tumblr so long i occasionally struggle to identify if i've just had a Thought or if i'm simply Recalling a Shitpost
the phrase "SUCK HER SILLY SUNDAY" popped into my head first thing this morning and i assume i read that on tumblr but i just cannot be certain
#it's not even sunday...
It's suck her silly Sunday now.
screw it, i’m rescheduling my birthday
i never liked having a december birthday anyway, and this last month has been insane: i got out of a toxic living situation, moved countries, got mugged (minor injures only, I’m shaken but doing ok), and i have my emotional plate full of resurfacing trauma from christmases & birthdays past. i’m tired, i’m pissy, i’m in no mood to celebrate, I AM PUSHING BACK THE DEADLINE
my new birthday is January 21st. really looking forward to it. might buy party hats.
Aye, It’s A Valid Way To Get A Handle On Ya Situation. One Sec, Pal, I’ll Get Cha A Party Hat.
(Also Made A Version With Teeth-)
I was worried I missed it again, this is very convenient. Hope you’ll be doing better then, xoxo
I missed it again. Forgot to open Tumblr for like 3 months after this.
Let me slip into something... A little more comfortable...
*peels off all my skin*
I simultaneously want to live a lifestyle where I can regularly afford to EXTRAVAGANTLY tip service workers, whilst also living in a world where topping culture is not normal or necessary because minimum wage laws do their damn jobs and actually allow all workers to comfortably support their selves & families without relying on the arbitrary "generosity" of entitled customers
I HAVE MADE AN ERROR MOST GRIEVOUS
Mmm. I like this. I bet you could top extravagantly.
ridiculous how much water the human body slurps up in a single day. bitch slow the fuck down
no babe you gotta put some back *wrings you out like a damp washcloth*
U\/\/U
