Irma

I have voices in my head and none of them like you | 28

[irmacuckoo]

Irma Cuckoo of The Stepford Cuckoos

Full Name: Irma Cuckoo [Frost]

Nickname(s): None

Age: 28

Birthday: November 11th

Species: Mutant

Abilities: Telepathy, Organic diamond form, Telekinesis, Telepathic hive mind

[irmacuckoo]

A lovely evening with my favorite person.

[pietroo-maxximoff]

Irma 🖤 sent an image 📎

[text] Open this when you're alone. 💋

Oh.

😳😳😳😳

[irmacuckoo]

If only you were here or I were there. 😘

[pietroo-maxximoff]

I mean...I can be there in the blink of an eye. 😳

[irmacuckoo]

Then I won't start without you. See you soon. 🖤💋

[pietroo-maxximoff]

Irma 🖤 sent an image 📎

[text] Open this when you're alone. 💋

Oh.

😳😳😳😳

[irmacuckoo]

If only you were here or I were there. 😘

[pietroo-maxximoff]

Hi, Piet. How was guys' night out? -Irma

I can't lie it was fun. It's definitely not something I would do every weekend though, ha.

[irmacuckoo]

Going out every weekend would cut into your lovely at-home time. I'm glad you had fun.

[pietroo-maxximoff]

Aha, it would. But I always enjoy going out with you. On the rare occasions we do, ha. Speaking of that, are you busy this weekend?

[irmacuckoo]

Not at all, and I would love to go out with you.

[pietroo-maxximoff]

Hi, Piet. How was guys' night out? -Irma

I can't lie it was fun. It's definitely not something I would do every weekend though, ha.

[irmacuckoo]

Going out every weekend would cut into your lovely at-home time. I'm glad you had fun.

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[irmacuckoo]

You both disgust me. -Esme

And yet you're also jealous. How unbecoming of you.

[esmecuckoohere]

I didn't know you were such a comedian, Irma.

[irmacuckoo]

Uh-huh. Since I'll be leaving you soon, why don't you go find an unwilling victim for the night?

[irmacuckoo]

You both disgust me. -Esme

And yet you're also jealous. How unbecoming of you.

[irmacuckoo]

Feel free to come over when the festivities are all done. I'll cook you some delicious. -Piet

I'll be there, handsome. I'm excited to see what you have in store.

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[irmacuckoo]

Truly? Right in front of my thoughts of world domination? -Esme

One, you're so dramatic. Two, you could experience this feeling if you weren't such an insufferable person all the time.

[esmecuckoohere]

Oh, puh-lease. If I'm so insufferable, why do I have men practically groveling at my feet, hm? Don't try to put me in your pathetic box.

[irmacuckoo]

Because you're hot and most of them are very simple-minded. And the ones that aren't, you force to bend to your will so that you can get whatever you want from them. I'm not trying to put you in a box, I just think you could find long-term happiness instead of fleeting happiness if you actually tried being a better person.

[irmacuckoo]

Truly? Right in front of my thoughts of world domination? -Esme

One, you're so dramatic. Two, you could experience this feeling if you weren't such an insufferable person all the time.

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