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When you are having sex and forget to kick the cat out of the room
crying till i die
weâre all waiting @ 2017
BIG MOOD
What does she want give it to he r
GIVE IT TO HER YOU MONSTER
HIs name is Fuku and heâs deaf. His ownerâs instagram says he was just âsingingâ. Considering he is deaf itâs likely he has no idea how loud he is.
Good Boy
Isnât this the pancake boy?
it is absolutely the pancake boy
proofs?
BEHOLD!!!!!!
Heâs innocent.
Iâve created a quick guide for anyone whoâs looking to jump aboard the Metroid Hype Train ! I had so much to say but had to hold back for the good of anyone whoâs going to read this.Â
All four Beam effects in Metroid: Zero Mission, plus combinations.Â
I loved so many of the cute animals on vineâŠâŠ
I WASNâT EXPECTING JEREMY DOOLEY
horse people are weird
what does this mean
horses can see demons
@betterbemeta are you able to translate this? Is it true horses can see netherbeings?? Will we ever know the extent of their powers???
I think I have reblogged this before but Iâll answer it again bc its a fascinating answer I feel and i was more funny than informational last time.
The truth is that horses see what they think are nether beings, I guess. They have a perfect storm of sensory perception that, useful for prey beings, marks false positives on mortal danger all the time. Which is advantageous to a flight-based prey species: running from danger when youâre super fast is much âcheaperâ than fighting, so you waste almost nothing from running from a threat thatâs not there. Versus, you blow everything if you donât see a threat that is there.
Horses also have their eyes positioned on the sides of their heads, which gives them an incredible range of peripheral vision almost around their entire body with only a few blind spots you can sneak up on them in. But this comes at the cost of binocular vision; they can only judge distance for things straight ahead of them. Super useful for preventing predators sneaking up from the sides or behind, but useless for recognizing familiar shapes with the precision we can.
Basically we now have a walking couch with anxiety its going to get attacked at any second, that can see almost everything, but mostly only out of the corner of its eye. It has a few blind spots and anything that suddenly appears out of them is terrifying to it. Combine that with that it actually has far superior low-light vision than us, and that its ears can swivel in any directions like radar dishes, and youâve basically given a nervous wreck a highly accurate but imprecise danger-dar.
To be concise: all horses, even the most chill horses, on some level believe they are living in a survival horror.
This means that you could approach it in a flapping poncho and if it canât recognize your shape as human, they mistake you for SATAN⊠or you could pass this one broken down tractor youâve passed 100 times on a trail ride, but today is the day it will ATTACK⊠or your horse could feel a horsefly bite from its blind spot and MAMA, IâVE BEEN HIT!!!⊠or you could both approach a fallen log in the woods but in the low light your horse is going to see the tree rings as THE EYE OF MORDOR.
However, they actually have kind of a cool compensation for thisâ they are social animals, and instinctively look towards leadership. In the wild or out at pasture, this is their most willful, pushy, decisive leader horse who decides where to go and where itâs safe. But humans often take this role both as riders and on the ground. They are always watching and feeling for human reactions to things. This is why moving in a calm, decisive way and always giving clear commands is key to working with this kind of animal. Confusing commands, screaming, panic, visible distress, and chaos will signal to a horse that you, brave leader are freaked out⊠so it should freak out too!
On one hand, youâll get horses that will decide that they are the leader and you are not, so getting them to listen to you can be toughâ requiring patience and skill more than force. On the other hand, a good enough rider and a well-trained horse (or a horse with specialized training) can venture into dangerous situations, loud and scary environments, etc. calmly and confidently.
The joke in OP though is that many horses that are bred to be very fast, like thoroughbreds, are also bred and encouraged to be high-energy and highstrung. Making them more anxious and prone to seeing those âdemons.â All horses in a sense are going to be your anxious friend, but racehorses and polo ponies and other sport horses can sometimes be your anxious friend that thinks they live in Silent Hill.
Reblogging some horse knowledge for certain people who write fantasy books but know nothing about horses *cough cough*
reblogging for the line âBasically we now have a walking couch with anxietyâ.
Also: horses have very limited depth perception. You know that thing where you out your finger on the bridge of your nose and it disappears because itâs behind your field of vision? Now imagine your nose is as long as a horseâs. The blind spot in front of a horseâs nose is huge, four to six feet or so. When a horse jumps, it canât see the fence, it has to be trained / remember to look for it and remember where it is and how high. They cannot tell if that is a spot of oil or a black hole in the road. Itâs probably a black hole. Better avoid it.
Horses canât see your hand, they smell the treat (and use very sensitive skin/whiskers to feel.) Some horses are garbage at doing this gently, just absolutely awful, but remember - they canât see what theyâre doing.
Horses also have partial color vision - they see horse relevant colors. Blue, yellow and therefore green. No red derived colors. If you want to see an anxious couch have a bad trip, ride it in an arena with alternating sections of purple and yellow seating. Grey grey YELLOW YELLOW HOLY SHIIIIIIIT. Every single horse would walk past the purple seats and go OH MY FUCK at the yellow ones. This is why the bright red (grey) bucket isnât a problem, but oH my FfffffffffSHIttTTTT do they notice a stray yellow plastic grocery bag.
Last statement here is, instinct tells a horse that anything clinging to your back is going to eat you. That we spend so much effort convincing them otherwise is amazing and in general a testament to the human raceâs commitment to Bad Ideas.
Thank u horse science side of tumblr
If you want to see an anxious couch have a bad trip is by far my most fav sentence
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