——- stares at page......................... Kensei, you bum. WAKE UP!!!
Misplaced Lens Cap
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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——- stares at page......................... Kensei, you bum. WAKE UP!!!
♞ ┊ ‘ What do you want? ’
A Knock at the Door
hebi-zetsubo
“Yes sir”
He quickly moved to heat up the water that was needed, making sure to keep silent in his process. Reaching into the pocket of his sleeve, he pulled out a small box containing a special type of tea that he had created using green tea leaves, and a mix that would create a peach flavor within.
Once the tea was made, he poured a cup and handed the Captain a cup.
“There is more if you enjoy the flavor. If you did not have anything that I could help with I could leave you alone again. I had not meant to bother you when you were so busy, Captain”
He had mindlessly taken the cup. A single sip traveling between his lips and down into his throat. Took a mere second to recognize the flavor. [ ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜᴇs ] And he found that to be rather unique. He liked it. Was a surprise because only Shuhei knew how to prepare tea to his Captain’s exact liking. Maybe this sudden interruption wasn’t all bad after all. He’d let it go.
Eyes peered up at the blonde.
♞ ┊ ‘ It’s fine. At least you made yourself υѕєfυƖ. ’
His tone, not the nicest perhaps, but his comment remained true. Kensei was appreciative of the tea. Helped warm up his spirits for the rest of this damn paperwork. He didn’t know what was taking his Lieutenant so damn long, but while this other was here offering, he might as well take advantage.
‘ I’d like it if you could package those stacks of paper into those boxes there. ’
Cʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ Bɪᴛᴇs.
“I’m not a huge fan of coffee. I mean i’ll drink it. It’s just not a favorite.” Forget about energy drinks. Those things were just down right terrible.
Coffee wasn’t a beverage that all would enjoy. The drink would be for a rare breed of individuals. Those who would thrive off the caffeine.
♞ ┊ ‘ Then you haven’t found the right kind yet. ’
One Word Sentence Starters
“Awesome.”
“Babe—”
“Because.”
“Breathe.”
“Clever.”
“Come.”
“Cool.”
“Damn.”
“Don’t.”
“Fuck.”
“Glorious.”
“Go.”
“Good.”
“Her.”
“Here.”
“Hey.”
“Him.”
“How?”
“I’m—”
“Leave.”
“Me.”
“Please.”
“Rad.”
“Ready?”
“Remember?”
“Shit.”
“Sleep.”
“Sorry.”
“Stop.”
“Sweet.”
“Talk.”
“Thanks.”
“Them.”
“Wait.”
“Walk.”
“What?”
“When?”
“Where?”
“Why?”
“You.”
Send me “Did you just cough up blood?!” for my muse’s reaction.
Soothing Sentence Starters
“It’s okay. I’m right here.” “Just take a deep breath.” “You can hold my hand if you need to.” “Everything’s all right.” “I’m not going to let anything happen to you.” “Shhhh. You’re fine.” “Do you want me to stay with you?” “Let’s count to ten together, okay?” “Concentrate on my heartbeat. Don’t listen to anything else.” “I’ve got you. You’re going to be fine.” “Look at me. Just look at me and nowhere else.” “I won’t leave you behind.” “I’ll stay as long as you need me to.”
Bᴀᴋɪɴɢ Bᴀᴛᴛʟᴇs.
“I believe your nose is broken, because all I smell is perfection~”
Szayel wasn’t the only Granz obsessed with perfection. The only difference was their objects of their obsessions. Yylfordt had always had to bake for his brother, Szayel never knew how to take care of himself….so he had to perfect his dishes to make something even the mad Scientist would put away his beaker for.
“Though that dough of yours does taste rather bitter~”
He could not be offended by that comment considering the lips words came from. Kensei always held a high confidence in his cooking [ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀᴋɪɴɢ ] abilities. There wasn’t anything that could shake him these days. Not in this area, and especially not someone like this. Wouldn’t happen, so this guy might as well just try giving up. [ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏss ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ]
♞ ┊ ‘ Wrong. Your taste is off. ’
Cʜᴏᴄᴏʟᴀᴛᴇ Bɪᴛᴇs.
“I’m not that hyper. And besides, there’s nothing wrong with having a little extra energy.” She says while throwing the now empty container away. Usually she needed that extra bit of energy to at least make it through the day.
Part of her explanation made sense. Though, most people would turn to taking in coffee for a source of extra energy. Not having ice cream in the morning like this.
♞ ┊ ‘ Are you against having coffee or one of those energy shots? ’
cute shippy starters
Adapted from this post.
“Come over here and make me.”
“Have you lost your damn mind!?”
“Please, don’t leave.”
“Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
“I almost lost you.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Teach me how to play?”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba—goddammit!”
“I think we need to talk.”
“Kiss me.”
“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
“So, I found this waterfall…”
“It could be worse.”
“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
“The paint’s supposed to go where?”
“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
“We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
“Just once.”
“You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
“I got you a present.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“Marry me?”
“I thought you were dead.”
“It’s not what it looks like…”
“You lied to me.”
“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
“Please don’t do this.”
“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
“I wish I could hate you.”
“Wanna dance?”
“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
“Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
“Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
“You did all of this for me?”
“I swear it was an accident.”
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
“Tell me a secret.”
“Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
“No one needs to know.”
“Boo.”
“Well this is awkward…”
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‘The country mansion.’ Alvarez Homes, Tampa, FL. Jorge Alvarez photo.
Send “You’re back!” For my muses reaction to yours almost tackling them with a hug after they’ve been gone for a while.
TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.