"I populated my funeral until I didn't want one anymore."

Hello, please call me Ely. My blog is just trash and memes. Xefros is my one true son. F/♈/22

[waifu-police]

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

[thegaymertrainer]

So cool to see the growth!

[ladychlo]

I wish you all very good sex. if you don’t like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don’t want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

this is the kind of aspec inclusion i’m looking for, thank you

[valtsv]

okay but why do so many minecraft youtuber/streamer channel names sound so made up... blorbo scrimbly from my streams fr

[valtsv]

if i didn't already know these people existed and saw or heard them being discussed in a conversation i would literally think i was having a stroke

[demilypyro]

dude how many genderbent protagonists are we getting this season

[aerix-spades]

We are going to diversify our workplace

[demilypyro]

[thatsbelievable]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ironic-strawberry]

[anxietyproblem]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[velocitations]

tumblr mutuals

[eternalgirlscout]

decriminalize:

sex work

addiction

criminalize: 

golf

[eternalgirlscout]

oh my god

[angelphilic]

your honour i was simply having a category five woman moment

[evilvarric666-archive]

I love how Dragon Age basically forces you to have deep personal conversations in public where everyone you know can see & hear you, and therefore all affinity conversations have the general feel of baring your soul in a mall food court.

[evilvarric666-archive]

*standing in line at Orange Julius* that's crazy Alistair I never would have guessed you were a virgin.

[louvelylouis]

[frottinq]

it's so terrifying when Americans talk about other countries lmfao. whenever there's a panel between Americans discussing "what should be done about [country]" I get so fucking scared for the people of that place

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

and the narrative surrounding the country in question is often inaccurate in the first place as western media advocates war

[napstachill]

original alex and steve are very very cute this is an unironic and very right opinion i have

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]