The Fine Ass Factory

The name's Bro Strider, and if you're looking for stupid shit, deadly explosives and terrible life choices you've come to the right place.

[ironicisttestified]

Haha, what the fuck.

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[ironicisttestified]

"Why, sweetheart, it feels like I haven't seen you in years!"

“Well if it isn’t the cutest girl I know! Glad to see you haven’t forgotten about me. God, it’s been forever.”

[yiffmaster]

[r--temp]

really enjoying the new tumblr update

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Quietly beatboxes into the room.

[ironicisttestified]

In other news, I regained the ability to still drink coffee, so I guess it's 104 cups and counting.

The dream is real.

[ironicisttestified]

I’ve lost count of how much I drank because I think my face just exploded.

Send help.

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

Imbecile.

[ironicisttestified]

Let's see who's an imbecile when I've got a cool-ass laser visor you pretentious sack of ass.

[ironicisttestified]

theromantorchwick replied to your post:Okay, so I never drank 117 cups of coffee after...

Do it. Fucking do it.

I've lost count of how much I drank because I think my face just exploded.

Send help.

[ironicisttestified]

Okay, so I never drank 117 cups of coffee after all, and some asshole keeps saying it's not even possible.

They're right, but that doesn't mean I can't try.

[sacracapra-deactivated20150321]

why consider boys or girls when you can consider goats?

[gillfester]

ironicisttestified replied to your post:derelictsoldier replied to your post:Girls >…

Not a moment goes by where I’m not considering girls.

An excellent choice.

[ironicisttestified]

"Christmas."

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This week has only served to remind me that I look great in a wedding dress.

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((can we

can we just talkabout bro strider's taste in clothing))

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Snickers loudly.