MIA SAN MIA

Hi, Fc Bayern München and the German NT.Manue Neuer ? Manuel Neuer. On a ~hiatus~

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[doctorweird]

Putin doesn’t want anyone to know he is gay, gay, gay…

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[marrrym-deactivated20170604]

Sometimes your heart cries, while your eyes are dry. And I think that’s the worst.

[thoughtslostandfound]

It’s officially “once I get home I ain’t coming back out” season.

[unapologeticallypatience]

It’s always been “once I get home I ain’t coming back out” season

[girlblockhim-deactivated2018110]

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

[justanotherkuwaitiguy]

‏وإن دعاك الشوق لاتخجل تعال

‏ابرك الساعات واغلى من يجي.

[alzain-965]

tell them u’re okay even if you are not , no one cares man.

[deejay]

Source

[idonteatturnips]

How Gordon Ramsey has not yet died from either food poisoning or being murdered by an angry chef is one of lifes greatest mysteries.

[coq]

not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence

[ultragooner89]

[blossomfully]

“But how can you miss someone when they are right beside you?“ She asks. “You can,” I say, “you can. When they are beside you but they are not yours. When they can leave without a moment’s notice and you do not have the right to ask them to stay.”

— Sue Zhao 

[acydyc]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[antoniokroos]

hOW the hell does toni always manage to look so hot with those huge bags under his eyes

[jodiefoster]

do you ever read way too much into something and get your feelings hurt and it’s like for the love of god are we really doing this again

[blueskyandpudding]

Gianluigi Buffon on First Team: Juventus (1x02)

[melniikova]

@kavvhileonard

[thomasmxller]

i cant always hear players talking on the pitch, but when i do its thomas