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men are so annoying, "women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah" and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!

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Amber: I’m better, smarter, and have more talent~

Aja: You know what, Amber? There is nothing you could say that will get to me.

Amber: Hm... I have better shoes.

Aja: THATS A LIE!!

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Aja: Matthews! I'd recognize that scowl anywhere~ Let's get married.

Shawn: No.

Aja: Come on, imagine it! If I were your wife, you'd have a life full of constant laughter~

Shawn: That sounds like an actual nightmare.

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Amber: So that's when the salesman from Men's Sportswear walks clear across the store into the Ladies Petite and says 'Excuse me, miss, but I noticed you've been having a hard time deciding between the turquoise strapless and the flaming red backless. Personally I would like to see you in the backless.' And I said 'When?' and he said 'How about Saturday night?' So I said 'How about in your dreams, sleazo!' Can you believe the nerve of that guy?!

Aja: What were you doing in the Ladies Petite?

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#sure jan

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365 days of Jackie and Hyde: [042/365] 3.01 Reefer Madness

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Aja: You look like you shop at Ross!

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Shawn: Did you tell anyone we got married?

Aja: Yes, Shawn. I have no self control and told the pretzel vendor we got married.

Shawn: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.

Aja: No, seriously. I have no self control and told the pretzel vendor we got married.

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Aja Colins

“Watch the ego, sweetie. Hate for that head of yours to rival your ass in size.”

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I ain’t nobody’s plan B. Either you chose me or you lose me

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#diva aja

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Aja Colins “I’ve been confined to a cage and forced to do the bidding of others for so long. So excuse me if I now decide that the only person I have to listen to now is myself.”

Race: Jinn Age: 218 Occupation: Cafe waitress

Born to a mother who couldn’t care for her daughter, she left Aja in the hands of a traveling performance group that toured around India. She grew up knowing she was gifted in many ways and knowing of freedom. Once on a tour in a local town, a man took notice of her. He seemed to be quite rich and treated her like a queen. Aja had no real romantic interest in the man but enjoyed him fawning over her so she allowed it for the short time she knew they’d be there. When the time came for them to leave though, the man refused to let Aja leave his side. He pulled a lamp from his side and told Aja he’d see to it she would remain by his side for as long as he lived. A being appeared from the lamp as the rich man spoke he wished Aja was his new genie and suddenly all the freedom Aja had known was gone. She was forced to serve as the mans personal wish granter until his dying day. While she had hoped she would be free then, it became clear that her shackles of a servant ran deeper than she knew. Decades later her current master went to America. Luckily for Aja, the word of a man possessing a genie got out to most; one of those being Shawn who had decided to take a stand against how creatures were treated. He showed up once in the middle of a feud for a lamp and just as his fingers grazed her lamp, he told the others that he ‘wished for her freedom and nothing more’. And the only way for that to have happened was for Aja to marry. So while she was finally free of granting the whims of mortals, she was now married to the seemingly grumpy business vampire. Over time, however, the pair grew to love one another and Aja can’t imagine anyone else she’d prefer to spend her new free life tied to.